WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't you are not a man
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If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't you are good for nothing
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If you agree to al her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't you are not understanding
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If you visit her often, she think it is boring
If you don't she accuses you of double-crossing
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If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
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If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't she thinks you do not love her
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If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her
If you don't she thinks you do not like her
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If you are a minute late, she complains it's a hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
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If you visit another man' you're not putting in 'quality time'
If she is visited by another woman, 'Oh it's natural, we are girls'
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If you kiss her once in a while, she profess you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage,
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If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethic,
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction,
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If you stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring,
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If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, She wants you to talk,
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In short
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So damning, yet so wonderful,
WOMAN