Nine words women use
(1) Fine!: This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up!
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing!: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.
(4) Go Ahead!: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Mmm! (Loud Sigh): This is not actually a word, but do men often misunderstand a non-verbal statement. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or reply. Just say you’re welcome.
(8) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ”What's wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.
Learnt the 9th one today.
(9) Ssssorry: Actually not feeling sorry, indirectly asking the man to keep quite!!!!!! Else be ready for #3.
Man folks take note of these…………….
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lol……..very interesting…………i thinks you have done phd in women communications………….hahaha………Mmm………. kidding ………..really enjoyed the post……
I loved “nothing & That’’s OK”. Pretty Cool….
I was considering adding the 10th word, from my own repertoire, but so far what came out were these nine words only. But rest assured, I will proide a tenth one.
“Fine!” … “Nothing” teehee!
Hahahahhaaa, so true.
ha ha - nice , it all sounds very very familiar !!!!!
hmmmmm
10) This is enough - signal to go and have your drink!
nice one..really funny…
well said… we are celebrating the thirtieth anniversary shortly- don”t I know it?
ha..ha….well said my buddy…well said…….:_)) love-ya cheers…….~:gift:~
nice observation!
Wow. Tis a dog’’s world out there for men is it not.
Sagacity defined:-) How old are you?
:-).. probably u need to amend point 1 as “when they THINK they are right” … lol… TED
Am happy to have discovered you… :O) Liked “expressyourself much”!! BTW your observations are of a wise man thus you will also be happy!
hahah what about”thanks for clarifying it (you have just put yout foot in your mouth), ”I will remmeber………and alot more…
true…..
that was very funny…you seem to have learnt all this by self experience.