“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.” ~ Jilly Cooper.
“You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That’s why I never take baths.”~ Steven Wrigh
“Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.” ~
“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.” ~ Mae West.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.” ~ Roseanne Barr.
“When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” Rita Rudner.
“If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”
John Wayne.
“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..” ~ Diana Jordan.
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Very dangerous stuffs….
very funny………:):)
really very funny…
Really interesting.
extraordinary……. very nice post.
hilarious and herewith proven that life is far funnier than invented stories
Thank you Farhan
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