Things To Do Before I Die

1. Lose your virginity
2. Get called kinky
3. Get drunk. So drunk, you can’t remember what, or who, you did the night before
4. Save someone’s life
5. Own a bong
6. Dye your pubes (preferably purple)
7. Run away to go on an adventure without telling anyone you’re going
8. Kiss a foreigner
9. Grow your hair to reach your nipples
10. Go skinny dipping with other people
11. Get something strange pierced (ask if you can’t decide what counts as strange…)
12. Fall in love
13. Live in a capital city
14. Go to a massive gig
15. Have a friend with a “mortgage”
16. Learn to play a musical instrument
17. Learn how to speak a foreign language to a reasonable level
18. Visit somewhere far, far away
19. Confuse Freya
20. Fulfil any sexual curiosity that you may have
21. Represent your country in sport internationally
22. Have sex in every room of your house
23. Join the mile high club
24. Have a slave for a day
25. Embarrass someone to the point of them never being able to live it down (Kaz and Stef are still working on this one with me )
26. Write a song
27. Pull an all-nighter
28. Go on a road trip
29. Learn to drive
30. Completely wax a man’s legs
31. Break a bone
32. Live in a caravan. For atleast a day anyway.
33. Push someone over in a portaloo
34. Dress up in a fairy costume
35. Do the boxer challenge
36. Do kareoke
37. Sleep under the stars
38. Be completely isolated from civilisation
39. Make and name your own cocktail
40. Have children
41. Take part in an extreme sport (Yes, extreme ironing counts)
42. Be recognised by someone you don’t recognise
43. Hug a stranger
44. Rag a handom woman, or in other words confuse your what your saying and speak Stefan.
45. Swear inappropriately
46. Give someone a personal joke present (Something only you and them find funny or know the reason for)
47. Spend a day being someone else
48. Set fire to part of your body
49. Own an inflatable toy
50. Go on a really long hike
51. Throw a massive party
52. Get on a bus not knowing where it goes
53. Call out all of the emergency services at once
54. Make and eat an unusual combination of food
55. Get your face painted when you are over the age of 16
56. Get knocked out or knock someone out
57. Kiss someone of the same sex
58. Be in a band
59. Get a dog
60. Be happy with a lush steak in your hand and walking down the pure white beach at sunset in the carribean.
61. Make girl feel special by singing her favourite song outside her window whilst holding roses for her in your mouth/just do something really romantic (If you're a girl, make an effort too!)
62. Do the schlom schlom dance
63. Have a romantic kiss in the rain
64. Take a road trip with your best friends
65. Ride a motorbike
66. Build a snowman and a sandcastle (probably not at the same time, but if you manage that then fair play)
67. Spend St. Patrick Day in Ireland, and Burn's Night in Scotland
68. Go to Oktoberfest
69. Take part in the tomato fight in La Tomatina in Spain
70. Go to a rave (a proper 1990’s style one)
71. Go to Mardi Gras
72. Go to a big music festival
73. Have a meaningful conversation with a beggar
74. Eat strawberries at Wimbledon
75. Go to a hot tub party
76. Make a fire
77. Accept yourself for who you are
78. Dance with a stranger in a foreign country
79. Actually feel happy about your life, even if just for a moment
80. Bake a cake
81. Act in a movie or theatre production
82. Speak/sing after inhaling helium
83. Jump from a rock/cliff in to a river or the sea
84. Watch the sun rise
85. Watch the sun set
86. Have sex in the office/school/college/uni
87. Go to uni
88. Participate in a demonstration with more than 2000 people
89. Hear the words "I love you" and say them back, really meaning it
90. Stay up til the early hours drinking and putting the world to rights
91. Go to General Studies stoned or drunk
92. Play twister in college/at work
93. Have sex in the prayer room at college
94. Spend the day drinking tea and eating Hobnobs with a friend
95. Get the giggles so badly you can't stop however serious the situation gets
96. Dance about in a room full of red balloons to 99 red balloons
97. Eat Vodka Jelly and Hash Brownies
98. Make someone else’s day by making yourself look stupid
99. Rave, either naked or whilst wearing a small amount of neon clothing/paint
100. Paint yourself entirely blue and spend the day as a smurf