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  1. Tarun Singh says

    Frozy u rock man !!!! Havent read such a post since a long time !! It not only tickles ur funny bone but instead twist n turn and eventually cracks it - way to go man !

  2. Kavitha Narayanan says

    This one really made me laugh :) nicely put :)

  3. lovebird says

    really really amusing stuff u bacholor frozzy. see how many girls r impressed ? so go on like this.

  4. tanushree says

    gr8 blog….really hillarious……

  5. kavita says

    ur my guy!!

  6. Black shadow says

    Oh man!..i take a wow not to read u in the office any more..they”ll throw me out or put me in an asylum, looking at the screen with black words n laughing my wits out!…What r u made of…..:))))))))))

  7. Amiya Lahiri says

    Superb Frozy.

  8. Saakshee I says

    Oh my gawd u r such a dish a prize catch especialy after reading this Frozy! ;) I”m impresses defenitely my kinda guy!

  9. Ajith Kumar says

    good one .. though I must b the last one reading this … but found those similarities in my case tooo..well phrased… though still did not succeed… hope to take some lessons from you… lolzzzz

  10. ­ says

    Nice Blog

  11. tamilini A says

    Heyy Buddy hoping that you will find your girl soon and then give us the post ” Post Marital Woes” soon;) lols

  12. Boltus says

    Thats a bang from Frozy! Hope we will get a chance to read “Post Marital Woes” (when??? so go for the last rituals of BH). I am sad I can make use of your words of wisdom nomore. But I can contribute to beef up the second part in future. Sathyam parayamallo… your ezhuthu kaanumbol asooya thonarundu, entha oru stylu!

  13. ­ says

    Bull shit

  14. nowriter says

    ha haha- this sounds great - long live ur project- of remaining single- ha ha ha- only u r mistaken about responses from young eligible girls - who may read this! they might afterall find a reason to run after u - beware - ha ha ha. All young girls who may want to stay single could also take a few tips from you - looks like that - enjoyed reading this real time joke.

  15. LAUGHING HUMAN says

    g8 this was. the only bolgs i find really funny. and seriously plz give me an invitation to your wedding i would love to see your facial expressions!and the girl’’s expressions after she marries u and reads this blog! the first fight would be on this!

  16. Meera says

    ” No girl who reads it will ever want to touch you ” rather some girls are so inspired with Kevin Little song that they would want to feel you…feel u in the sense understand on why you kinda running away from marriage ;-) I am sure after reading the blog there would be 15 women waiting to get a glimpse of ya (hahahahahahahahahahh)

  17. Monalisa Smile says

    Hmm….Frozy..funny one man..especially some parts…I like Protos..comment..Imagine da!!..hehe

  18. Zebunissa says

    u r rite .. sure no girl wud like to marry u after reading such a funny yet irritating blog

  19. meena sundar says

    Frozy boy …. who is going to marry u after reading this..:))) ok. if they fixed any girl, just send her phone no to me, i will call her and send her this blog :D that is the best i can do for u and to her :)))))) …jokes apart, enjoyed reading this post….. thanks for making us laugh !

  20. dhaivat rangray says

    A very good one… You don”t ever give up writing… I suggest you take this up as a side business if you haven”t done that alrady!
    Kudos!

  21. Sameera Nandi says

    Hats off Frozy. I fell of the chair laughing. Now my backside hurts…But seriously, i think this is one of your best posts. Loved it :-) Sam

  22. Prototype X says

    frozy…. at ure wedding .. ill be standing in the front row passing out pamphlets of this blog and laughin my gut out at all the bride’’s relatives ;-)

  23. Renu Ayyar says

    Ideal match for Frozen Sun would be someone from HOT MARS….lolzzzz….!!!
    Frozy, my girlfriends are asking for your number…:)

  24. Jo P says

    LOL! im enjoying this… first Ant R’’s post, then yours. hilarious! ;)

  25. dilip krishnan says

    hail hitler! he knows right! no waterloo for him napoleon! Words of Wisdom at No.8 won”t work, as you would know well!

  26. shals says

    excellent words of wisdom…hilarious post again :)

  27. Ume sh says

    :)))))) congratulations for saving ur for another year! smart move…..

  28. tamilini A says

    Din”t know that you were a humanoid until I read Moe’’s comment!!! What a breakthrough… humanoids blog, makes friends ,and even claims to be the most eligible bachelor lolss

  29. Ocimum Sanc says

    Fell off the chair laughing my guts out providing some much needed amusement to my otherwise staid office…..”the life and times of Frozzy’’s bachelor hood days” may be a long but a fantastic film!! hehehe
    Keep on it bro…am sure u can still stay single even afterr those conspiracies!!

  30. Madhavan PK says

    The lexicographers got it right. There is a wee bit of a difference between martial and marital. Thukithanam oru fr0zyam balaneh. Enjoyable post.

  31. yellowflower says

    Frozy dear……what is destined to happen will happen……so count ur days…and I am sure no words of wisdom is going to help you……once you see UR GIRL!!!!!!:))))))))))

  32. Nikki Tasha says

    Frozzy babes - oh - sugah plum you need some kinder care - maybe the one for you is right behind you.

  33. Divyani says

    my bachlor is still the cutest one around :)
    U should have put your pic for this one NN

  34. sunshine says

    BTW did you notice how handsome our Moe looks- pondering moe.

  35. sunshine says

    Every bull in this world finally gets a nose ring so that he can be tied with a rope and “managed” (tamed if you like) by a handler … you get my point bro??? LOL. Keep aside those words of wisdom - anyway you will forget them - when you meet the ONE. She will be the opposite of everything you had in mind and still you will be convinced that this the ONE. It will take you sometime to realise your mistake - but by then little frozies will be wetting the floor. :-D

  36. ant r says

    paid or unpaid..either ways no luck eh? sympathies.. :P

  37. Shweta Singh says

    And what kind of pundit you have..he asked for just 100rs..pundits here are really mean they wont talk to you below 500/-

  38. Shweta Singh says

    HAHAHHAH….guess why i am laughing? You are in dire trouble. All your tactics would have kept girls 10 meters away from you but your dad the most dangerous thing unknowingly: posting your phootooo, with unkempt hair and burmuda! Girls these day are on hunting spree.. looking for guys just like those. They no longer wish for polished ones. Girls think they demand too much of maintenance. You are in serious trouble dear bachelor..remove that phootooooooooooooo as soon as possible!!!!!!!!!

  39. Vaidehi says

    Come on! It’’s very clear from your post that you are in fact very keen on getting married hehehe.
    But seriously- a GUY sent u response?

    Awesome post Kiddo :)

  40. Jasmine Jassi says

    Hilarious !! Frozy’’s Words of Wisdom were far more than just laughs….OhO!! tht means we all will have to wait one more year to gift u this T for ur dream space

  41. Amiya Lahiri says

    Bachelor’’s fredom……..enjoyed enough…..Now be a good boy and listen to ur parents. Days are not far off. when u won”t have the cholce of rejection, but u”ll be rejected by girls outright.

  42. Shalini K says

    All this from a Fress Maal?? Go on, get married and you won”t have to sell yourself anymore:) Actually, I was worried about you after reading your last blog. I thought to myself “This can”t be Frozy being sead serious and actually making some sense!” I am glad you are back my Nai cuz

  43. Moe M says

    Froz man I managed for the longest time to avoid getting hitched and the only pic I kept of myself at home was this.


    Glitterize Your Images
    anyways they got me in the end and they had turned the wedding hall lights off and the poor girl never saw me till too late.

    Good one buddy - TO the most ELIGIBLE HUMANOID on the Third Rock From the Sun

  44. S.G says

    It is a hilarious post alright but there are a few places where I feel the humour is forced. This happens when you write keeping the readers in mind. According to me the major flaw in this post is the lacking of a central idea. Definitely not one of your best posts! :( I loved the ””bee hive”” and ”’’save teeth”” bits…trademark Frozy humour! Keep writing… that”’’s how you can be better! :)

  45. Srinivasan Parthasarathy says

    There is enough indication that you will be caged very soon. Just pray to GOD lest you may fall in the lap of harassed ilander. All the best!

  46. raja says

    frosty..frosty…be careful man…dont get caught.man …p.s.,i have been escaping from the matter for more than 2 years….and of course.. lol extreme….lol extreme….good luck but i think i need it more than u..