Paradise lost eh? Kid , the bible says getting there is as difficult as a camel trying to go through the eye of a needle. How did you think you could get there on an elephant’’s back and that too a farting one? If our recommendations can get you there for making us smile so much, rest reassured. Don”t know about the virgins, though . What if they are a wee bit choosy? Prickly nut on a Tom cat’’s fur doesn”t sound too appealing. As Ant R asks where did the fur come from. None of the elephants I”ve seen have furry backs.
hehehheeee!!! farting elephants - pee(r)ing frozy - roaring panthera bachans - and ofcourse 72 virgins in a cabaret - kya baat hai - and so frozy was roaring away when the elephant farted and sent him away on a flight…. great “tail” frozy my kid bro :-)))))))
Yeah Frozy, u”ll only listen to pachydermic farts if u go to a ”Cabaret” with old folks. u shud have joined me , last time i went there… saw a couple elephants mating. boy, that was BIG, mind ya. Maza aa gaya Frozy. I am sure old Jim can rest in peace now.
I wonder why I couldn”t see this post when I checked earlier. Rediff hiding this post from me. I am just imagining you on top of an elephant and that had me ROTFL. Good one, Fro and you seem to be namingyour posts..Frozy and …these days.
How could an elephant allow you on her back!!!thats unbelievable, i wonder she did not kick you away?Oh..she might have not read your blogs..had she.. you would not be back in single piece!
what’’s wrong with woman on top? btw did the fur beneath you belong to you or the elephant? as much as I know Indian elephants are not furry so.. now I”m even doubtful about the fart
Paradise lost eh? Kid , the bible says getting there is as difficult as a camel trying to go through the eye of a needle. How did you think you could get there on an elephant’’s back and that too a farting one? If our recommendations can get you there for making us smile so much, rest reassured. Don”t know about the virgins, though . What if they are a wee bit choosy? Prickly nut on a Tom cat’’s fur doesn”t sound too appealing. As Ant R asks where did the fur come from. None of the elephants I”ve seen have furry backs.
hahahahaah a breath odf fresh air which erupted in laughter !
Good read and good laugh as always. Highly laudable write ups! whats the secret mantra behind? Come on Frozzzy!!
hehehheeee!!! farting elephants - pee(r)ing frozy - roaring panthera bachans - and ofcourse 72 virgins in a cabaret - kya baat hai - and so frozy was roaring away when the elephant farted and sent him away on a flight…. great “tail” frozy my kid bro :-)))))))
Too good man …. The funny bone was just about to crack … Hilarious stuff
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Dont” make me cry like this……..smile from ear to ear n teardrops sliding sideways!….would rather call it ELE-CABRET” tales from frozy…;)
lol…elephant on ya and all…lol..lol…lol…are you still alive after that ?? hilarious one Frozy!
hahahaha…….some two hours of ride + roar…..they should have charged you a bit extra :))))
Yeah Frozy, u”ll only listen to pachydermic farts if u go to a ”Cabaret” with old folks. u shud have joined me , last time i went there… saw a couple elephants mating. boy, that was BIG, mind ya. Maza aa gaya Frozy. I am sure old Jim can rest in peace now.
highly hilarious!
he he … keep em comin !!!
I wonder why I couldn”t see this post when I checked earlier. Rediff hiding this post from me. I am just imagining you on top of an elephant and that had me ROTFL. Good one, Fro and you seem to be namingyour posts..Frozy and …these days.
How did you decide that virgins can exist only in deep forests and not among human settlements?
hahahaaaaaaaaaa
Hilarious Post! So funny! He he he Ha ha ha
Cabaret Park??????? … Jim Corbett must be cursing Frozy ..
good to read small snippet of what english language called Vacation of urs…!
Hilarious. Verum gin kittelle. I liked the dig on the bachans, srk, and navojit.
How could an elephant allow you on her back!!!thats unbelievable, i wonder she did not kick you away?Oh..she might have not read your blogs..had she.. you would not be back in single piece!
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Now you make the readers roar with laughter:)) So thats how the safari ended!! Pay a visit to the Bannerghatta Safari soon lols
howlarious!frozy,man ,you are too good!
hahahahahahahha….toooo goood!!! this ws hilarious and flawlessly written…one of the best blogs i ever read!
what’’s wrong with woman on top? btw did the fur beneath you belong to you or the elephant? as much as I know Indian elephants are not furry so.. now I”m even doubtful about the fart
HA HA HA…..THE BIG FARTS!!