Hi Buddies…..!!
(STATUTORY WARNING: This post consists of an explicit NUDE picture depicting a couple indulging in Love Making…..and hence can be termed a Hard core obsence display…and shall not be deemed suitable for ilanders affiliated to the “Old Victorian School of Thoughts”………!! Child-hearted ilanders are requested to take diversion….)
Now…presenting before you……a Classical Love (Making) Story…..
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U gott d story………… haa…h…………..!!
Cheers Mates….;-))~`GIFT`~
Posted in Love.
By Giftson SJ
– April 30, 2007
Hi Dear Buddy Rajesh Vora
It seems ur post on “Wat Google can’t search”…… (http://rajeshvora.rediffiland.com/scripts/xanadu_diary_view.php?postId=1177397175) had been noticed by the Google Guys…..and they have started working on the future / upgraded version of it…….
Take a look………….
Its all because of you……& we hold you responsible for this revolution….???!!!
Cheers Mates…njoy….;-))
Love:-))~`GIFT`~
Posted in Blogs.
By Giftson SJ
– April 28, 2007
Hi Mates…..this is based on the “Old Victorian Myth”………,
Posted with a strong belief that all of you have a “Clear & Still” eye sight……..
Cheers……………………..;-))~`GIFT`~
Posted in jokes.
By Giftson SJ
– April 26, 2007
Rated - {A}
Face Lift
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, I hope you dont mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? About 35, was the reply. Im actually 47, the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, Oh, you look about 29. I am actually 47.
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age.
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, Okay, its done. You are 47. Stunned, the man says, That was brilliant. How did you do that? The old lady replies, I was behind you at McDonalds.
Cheers………Mates….;-))
~`GIFT`~ 
Posted in jokes.
By Giftson SJ
– April 22, 2007
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| Physics Comedy: on Quantum Theory“At the moment physics is again terribly confused. …I wish I had been a movie comedian or something of the sort and had never heard of physics.” (Wolfgang Pauli, on Quantum Theory) | |
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| Albert Einstein Humorous Quote: Relativity“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” (Albert Einstein, 1879 - 1955) | |
Posted in Philosophy.
By Giftson SJ
– April 22, 2007
Cheers….Mates….;-))~`GIFT`~
Posted in jokes.
By Giftson SJ
– April 17, 2007
A Real Life Incident……………….!!
As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.
Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person' s condition.
Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.
Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.
A small voice inside my head called out,
"Reach out, reach out!"
So I did.
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I just didnt give any damn importance to my official meeting…….!!
Inspite of being so caring & kind hearted people dare to call be “Naughty”….!!
Cheeeers…Buddies…All d Best….!!
~`GIFT`~
Posted in Girls.
By Giftson SJ
– April 17, 2007
Little Johnny Did…
Just Laaaaffff it out Buddies……
Cheers….;-))~~GIFT~~
Posted in jokes.
By Giftson SJ
– April 7, 2007
Types of Girls
“HARD DISK” GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER………
“RAM” GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment u turn her off…
“WINDOWS” GIRLS:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her
“SCREENSAVER” GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun….
“INTERNET” GIRLS:
Difficult to access..hangs at times…..!!
“SERVER” GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her……
“MULTIMEDIA” GIRLS:
She make horrible thing (herself) look beautiful
“CD-ROM” GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster…..
“E-MAIL” GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense (most common..among gals..)
“VIRUS” GIRLS:
Also known as “wife” when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try to uninstall her, you will lose everything.. …….Gift’s advice….juz try for an “Aunty”-Virus to counter this sort of Virus…..Wat say…????!!
Cheers Mates….;-))~~GIFT~~
Posted in woman.
By Giftson SJ
– April 7, 2007
Fact 1:
You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;
Fact 2:
After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
Fact 3:
Fact 1 is false
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha………. ……
Fact 4:
Now you are laughing !!!
because you became a fool !!
Fact 5:
you want to slap me with your comment……!!! but..the real fact is “I Love You all…My dear Ilanders……!!
Cheers…….;-))~~GIFT~~
Posted in jokes.
By Giftson SJ
– April 7, 2007
