Dogs and Girls
(NO OFFENCE GIRLS/LADIES - JUST A JOKE)
• Dogs don’t cry.
• Dogs love it when your friends come over.
• Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
• Dogs think you sing great.
• A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
• Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late.
• The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
• Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
• Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
• Dogs are excited by rough play.
• Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
• Dogs understand that farts are funny.
• Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
• Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
• If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
• Dogs don’t shop.
• Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
• A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
• Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
• A dog’s parents never visit.
• Dogs love long car trips.
• Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
• Dogs don’t cry.
• Dogs love it when your friends come over.
• Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
• Dogs think you sing great.
• A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
• Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late.
• The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
• Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
• Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
• Dogs are excited by rough play.
• Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
• Dogs understand that farts are funny.
• Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
• Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
• If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
• Dogs don’t shop.
• Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
• A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
• Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
• A dog’s parents never visit.
• Dogs love long car trips.
• Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
Posted in Fantasy.
– August 17, 2009
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Posted in Friends.
– March 19, 2009
What A Boss !!
Its worth reading…………
There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.
One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5 30 pm.
His boss replied “OK, You're permitted to leave the office early today” The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion. The time was 8.30 PM. Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children.
He looked for his boss, He was not there. Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home. Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children.
He reached home. Children were not there. His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines.
The situation was explosive, any talk would boomerang on him. His wife asked him “Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry.
The man replied “If you would like to have coffee, i too will have but what about Children ??”
Wife replied “You don't know ?? Your manager came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children
to the exhibition ”
What had really happened was … The boss who granted him permission was observing him working
seriously at 5.00 PM. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised
his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition.
So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition. The boss does not have to do it every time.
But once it is done, loyalty is established. That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss even though the stress was tremendous.
By the way , can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was..?
He was none other than Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, Ex-President of India .. . .
There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.
One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5 30 pm.
His boss replied “OK, You're permitted to leave the office early today” The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion. The time was 8.30 PM. Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children.
He looked for his boss, He was not there. Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home. Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children.
He reached home. Children were not there. His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines.
The situation was explosive, any talk would boomerang on him. His wife asked him “Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry.
The man replied “If you would like to have coffee, i too will have but what about Children ??”
Wife replied “You don't know ?? Your manager came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children
to the exhibition ”
What had really happened was … The boss who granted him permission was observing him working
seriously at 5.00 PM. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised
his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition.
So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition. The boss does not have to do it every time.
But once it is done, loyalty is established. That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss even though the stress was tremendous.
By the way , can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was..?
He was none other than Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, Ex-President of India .. . .
Posted in Business.
– March 18, 2009
