Funny New Year Resolutions I found on the net and thought of sharing ….
Check out these funny and innovative New Year’s Resolutions! Enjoy these and make some for yourself…!!!!!!!!
I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
I will not tell the same story at every get together.
I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!
I will be more imaginative.
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
Resolutions You Would be Tempted to Keep…For those who are scared of making resolutions here are some resolutions they would actually be tempted to keep!!
