Good, Bad, Worse

  14:24 | 20/Oct/2007
Good, Bad, Worse

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A ;few ;chuckles ;for SUNDAY///

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Good: You and your spouse agree, no more kids.
Bad: The birth control pills are missing.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You’re in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son’s finally maturing.
Bad: He is involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You teach your daughter about the birds and the
bees.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She’s a lawyer

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N-JOY!