Who’s Da BOSS…?!

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
       trying to decide who was the one in charge.




      “I should be in charge,” said the brain ,
       “Because I run all the body’s systems,
       so without me nothing would happen.”




       “I should be in charge,” said the blood ,
      “Because I circulate oxygen all over
       so without me you’d all waste away.”

       “I should be in charge,” said the stomach,”
       Because I process food and give
       all of you energy.”

       “I should be in charge,” said the legs,
       “because I carry the body wherever
       it needs to go.”

       “I should be in charge,” said theeyes,
      “Because I allow the body to see
       where it goes.”

       “I should be in charge,” said the! rectum,
       “Because I’m responsible for
       waste removal.”

      All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
       And insulted him, so in a huff,
       he shut down tight.

       Within a few days,
       the brain had a terrible headache,

       the stomach was bloated,
       the legs got wobbly,
       the eyes got watery,
       and the blood Was toxic.

       They all decided that the
      rectum should be the boss.

       The Moral of the story?


       The asshole is usually in charge !!





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