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READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.On a rainy day,an old man was standing with a book for sale.A young man came to buy.He bought the book for Rs.3000.Old man advised“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page….But,after a week,Out [...]

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He heldup a sign which said: ‘ I am blind, please help.’ There were only a fewcoins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped theminto the hat. He then [...]

  Sapnay sapnay kaaNch ki chooRy ki tarah hotay haiNjo sajaa’ye jaa’eiN to bohut achchay lagtay haiNmagar jab toot-tay haiNto saaray sapnay bikhar jaatay haiNaur phir kabhi nahiN juRtayhum nay bhi sapnay sajaa’ye tHayper saaray sapnay toot ga’yeaur phir kabhi na juRaybuss bikHartay hi ga’ye, bikHartay hi ga’ye bilkul kaaNch ki chooRy ki tarahhaaN,kiyooN kay hum bhool ga’ye tHaykeh [...]

 A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and thathe is going to get married. He says, “Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”The mother agrees.The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits themdown [...]

Celebration Means…… Celebration means……A winter evening.Four friends.One barsaat.Four glasses of chai.Celebration means……Hundred bucks of petrol.A rusty old bike.And an open road.Celebration means……Maggi noodles.A hostel room.4.25 a.m.Celebration means……3 old friends.3 separate cities.3 coffee mugs.1 internet messenger.Celebration means……Rain on a hot tin roof.Pakoras deep-frying.Neighbours dropping in.A party.Celebration means……You and mom.A summer night.A bottle of coconut oil.A head [...]

  Roles in Heaven: Brahma Systems Installation Vishnu Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh Quality Assurance & Documentation  Narada Data transfer Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records Apsaras Downloadable Viruses  Devas Mainframe Programmers Surya Solaris Administrator Rakshasas In house [...]

INFATUATIONS: Most dangerous 1 letter“I”Avoid It.Most Satisfactory 2 letters“WE”Use It.Most Poisonous 3 letters“EGO”Kill It.Most used 4 letters “LOVE”Value It.Most Pleasing 5 letters“SMILE”Keep It.Fastest Spreading 6 letters“RUMOUR”Ignore It.Hard Working 7 letters“SUCCESS” Achieve It.Most Enviable 8 letters“JEALOUSY” Distance It.Most Essential 9 letters“PRINCIPLE”Have It.Most Divine 10 Letters“FRIENDSHIP”Always Go For It. You are really OUTSTANDING __._,_.___

1. What is height of Fashion?  Dhoti with a zip    2. What is height of Secrecy?  Offering blank visiting cards.   3. What is height of Activelaziness?  Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.   4. What is height of Laziness?  Adopting a child.   5. What is height of Craziness?  Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.   6. What is height of Forgetfulness?  Seeing the mirror [...]

 Take a moment from your day to learn a few good lessons…Always try to help a friend in need.Remember, on a bad day you are almost never alone!Close your eyes and smile at least once a day!Hold onto good friends, they are few and far between!Laugh often.Don’t be overly concerned with your weight, it’s just [...]