A little boy went into a store and reached for the public telephone. Standing on an empty carton–he was too short to reach the buttons—and proceeded to dial the numbers. The store-owner got curious and listened to the conversation:Boy: Good morning Ma’am! I’m a boy looking for a part time job… Can I cut your [...]
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1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy [...] 1000 English Proverbs and Sayings 1. A bad beginning makes a bad ending.2. A bad corn promise is better than a good lawsuit. 3. A bad workman quarrels with his tools.4. A bargain is a bargain.5. A beggar can never be bankrupt.6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.7. A bird [...] Rearranging the LettersDORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange [...] TRY THIS I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUPCan you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?I can SING on Any STAGE Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORTCan you FIX Your STAM P Size PHOTO in a STAMP?I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILECan You SEND Your MOBILE to [...] |
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