When was the last time we saw ministers and as well as the dearest opposition members giving up their respective chairs for a reason, let the earth shake , let the asteroids hit the earth but their bumps are glued to the chairs as if permanently supplied by fevicol adhesive…….. the unimaginable happened , sun rose from the west ,each member of an assembly rushed out of their respective chairs , utter chaos prevailed (it is always persistent) everybody screamed as if it was an rush hour to collect the relief material……. came the voice, a cobra has sneaked in … run for cover , surprisingly these heavyweights were outclassed by a tiny creature named cobra , cobra can be a king for common people but for esteemed leaders even dinosaurs are tiny nature gifts………
surprise and inquistiveness ultimately led me to the cobras pit, looking relaxed and lying in a restful manner cobra sir were kind enough to share that incident with us and now the excerpts are from the cobras mouth directly …………hiss………..
i have never taken myself as a separate identity from my brethern politicians were the first hissings of king, ok what if they don white outfits and me the black the color of our hearts and blood is same the black color……okay they change their dresses and characters lot of time i do the same by a process called moulting where i wear new skin ,one more character that is evident in them is back stabbing , stab the same people who voted them in elections ,mine integrity is always questioned but putting in record our percentage of hissing the master is very less as compared to big brothers …….
then what happened i asked whay ur so called big brothers panicked ……….. hiss….. came the reply i just went to meet them unofficially and some new entrants panicked after seeing me and ran amok ………but in that moment of chaos i had the golden opportunity to beseat myself on those chairs and feel the golden glory , really no wonder i feel why they never want to let themselves off from those golden chariots, i was charmed to those things like a hypnotic song from a charmer…….
but sorry to say ……hiss……. came again u media people didnt carry out even single photo of mine sad……………. but it was not an media event i asked him …………he shot back with an angry hiss………. they took all the mileage, teletube ran with their footage whole day along as if those polticians were on war front, i the panic creator was not properly covered,then came the big secret , it was a ploy of big brothers to catch the attention of public ……………..even tearing of papers, mike throwing had failed to garner TRPs and they had no option to call me up ,guaranting me of proper media coverage, but they stabbed their own brother …………..to tell the commoner that they were alive and kicking they used me ………………cried the big serpent but dont tell anyone that i had spilled the beans because next time they will tear me apart as they have been tearing u people from number of years ………… god save u from these demons…. the angel told me……………
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– August 1, 2009
Remembering the quotes from childhood onwards, one can easily remember and figure out that most of them are based on truth and honesty , truth must prevail , honesty pays and ennumber of them , truth and honesty are the spines of quote book , as u enter the professional arena truth goes to the trash box like a moving car in opposite direction without brakes and when u apply the brakes, ur challaned for not following the rules … alas bitter truth…….
Recently a reality show named Sach ka Saamana dummy of the international show Moment of Truth , ok all of them are dummies but we call them inspired …… the exciting intersesting thing about this show is that it is paying people to say the truth and to the surprise men and women are flocking to reveal the truth in front of lakhs of audiences , some revelations are so daring and dangerous that even they couldnt have spoken it to themselves in front of mirror ……….but they are ready to shell it out in front of hungry eye balls ……for a few rupees but wait dont call them hungry , look into the deep aspect …..
This show may be known as a controversial or anti moral or the participants money mongers but at least this show is beaming out the real self behind the programmed plastic face .. dark secrets are out of the bag …..even the evergreen and happy friendship of sachin and kambli faced a rough weather when truth came tumbling out …. but that is why ur being paid the price, to pay the price in ur real life…………..truth is painful but now it is payful guys what exactly u need u are being paid to speak the truth wow……………..at least the creators of this show realised the importance of truth , no one is going to pay u guys for a lie , old saying truth pays is really working … good to see.
Parents now be aware of the fact that ur kids are ready to play moment of truth with u only when the goodies are doled out and not when the cane is on manhunt . appreciation for truth is necessary . of course the darkest secrets are a personal matter of an individual but is there any individual who doesnt
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– July 25, 2009
Newton did it so did galileo eureka today i did it , law of taxation is finally out of the bag……
Tax is a word which itself is taxing in nature . the day ur born u dont cry for oxygen but u cry for the first time ur gifted with hospital tax saying welcome to the tax world , ones life is meant to be tax free and ur tagged to be born free not on the planet earth baby …..after a brief stint with nappy tax , milk tax the circle starts to move, immaterial of the school u choose to study there is an uniformity of being entitled to pay the taxes bravo we have a similarity in this dissimilar world ………
For some people to feel god, temples , mosques ,churches are a place to visit but to pay tax u need not to go anywhere the tax voucher will itself follow you wherever u are and how u are ….if u pay tax ur billed as a good citizen if u dont ur not a good citizen but which societal infrastructure bars a good citizen from bad one…… which road tells a poor good man to ride a mercedes and an evil rich person to pull a rickshaw ……… a matter to think over ……. in the eyes of tax and law each and every citizen is uniform……….
In the month of july monsoon may come on time or not but the tax has to be filed on time and u have to be a part of serpentine queue to pay ……. an irony in india u give money and that to lining in queues ……… monsoon and taxation have a unique similarity ….in monsoon u will find frogs in every nook and corner of street and tax savers at every possible outlet ….. u need an umbrella to brave the rainy season and a taxman to file and fight for ur taxes …………………..
bollywood has a hit song dil main aag lagaye sawan ka maheena nahin jeena tere bin naheen jeena means it is impossible to live without the beloved in rainy season ……. similarly jeb main aag lagaye sawan ka maheena nahin jeena tere bin nahin jeena ……in the rainy season smoke comes from ur burning pocket, but u have to live with it what an irony…………………
Value added tax , road tax entertainment tax u name it and it is already existing in some form or the other …..they say taxing u brings development …..which development they talk about bigger the development bigger the price u have to pay , u rent a hotel or a cot u have to pay accordingly …………and there is nothing called free in this world for a common man except good and moralistic lines ……..
each and every breathe we take is taxed, countries are slogging out from so many years for better climatic conditions but from where these meetings are funded by common man taxes ……..even when u die the coffin ur laid in or the pyre ur burnt all are taxed and who knows when u enter the heaven or hell the tax masters are already mongering there , slab can vary accordingly and short asterisk ,conditions apply …………….
Whatever may these lines indicate but pay taxes on time as these IT returns are required in various red tapism formalities ……… and who knows while thinking how to file the tax u may end up undiscovering the laws of taxation………..enjoy life whether u pay taxes or not good bye…….
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– July 15, 2009
JINNAH was so desperate for Pakistan , that he never thought about the future or he couldnt see the one……. history might have not answered the fact but the present does, a folly act purely on basis of religion has backfired ……… fanaticsm has been like a root for this country, hate its branch, fruits are full of venom ……..
If god had been kind enough to make me Bruce Almighty for a single task , the first and last thing i would have done was to take india away from the neighborhood of pakistan ……. They say name is an indication of personality all this goes wrong with a name called pakistan . it is hub of all the non sense activities prevalent on this planet earth ………… Be the attack on mumbai ,Wtc or the latest one on lankan team the epicentre of conspiracy has been our neighbor, be it the act of state or none state actors , Can one identify them, a hard task to even which Einstien would have said i can not do it………
Saying goes as u sow shall u reap it is a perfect line for the neighbor, the forces it has raised, enumber of them be it LET , HUM or ones it ably supported like the ones of taliban are ready to take over the motherboard like a virus …………
Going by the history of this nation, which has never stood on its feet since its formation, the future has to be bleak….. be the credit given by india at partition time or later onwards surviving on the aids by USA or CHINA …….. it is like walking on the clutches and finally loosing them to fall ……IF this poisonous ivy had died of its own nothing to worry about but what it has done is to spoil the environment of the whole subcontinent of which we are an itntegral part , curse the luck or man made geography this a truth to live with ……an unstable pakistan is always welcome but the degree has to be optimal , we have to heighten oue security level to the best possible level , root out our self differences for the good future of country and be diplomatically smart like the drones which , come attack and disappear …………..
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– March 7, 2009
Size matters shoe matters and the most important is the target that matters Shoes are flying thick and fast from Iraq to UK but will it enter our democracy is a million dollar question but to all prospective show throwers (if u choose to target anyone, ensure it is on target this the only thing that was missing in past attempts targets were right and the intent also but what was wrong the way it was thrown , make it a bulls eye throw …………Make a point to use this diplomacy on people who have failed the dearest democracy and us , show them what we really think of them and an urge to all brave hearts please use the worn out pairs because it will not be surprising when u come out of jail and see the gentleman wearing those pairs as u gifted him ..our dearest politicians are very capable person they will not surely fail u even in this event .So keep it tight and shining bright .Talking on serious note what has transpired in these young guns is the anger and anguish after such long years of suppression and discrimination, feeling of neglect ion have made them to go for this diplomatic route monuments have been erected to honour these brave hearts kudos to them at leas they have made these leaders look vulnerable at least on stage , otherwise u will find these gentleman sleeping or cutting the time along with the ribbon ..who knows when their conscience will arise and awake but what is heartening is the common mans intent to take head on these neros, when will it enter our shores is a thing to watch for (eagerly waiting for it) till then let us all watch the offshore diplomacy
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– February 7, 2009
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– January 24, 2009
IS Kasab pakistani or not , 2 months are after the mumbai attacks perhaps we have finally succeded in making pakistan accept that kasab the live terrorist caught is pakistani and now what ,wait for more lollypop statements from the neighbor nation. this is the real cold killing of all people massacared in mumbai . after 60 years of knowing pakistan and imagining that pakistan will act is like living in fools paradise ……… hoping is good sign but to hope out of nothing is as act of foolishness .we are expecting usa which has been big brother of pakistan all these years will act to hand these perpetarators to india ; diplomatically we are at best but after that…… if this had been attack on US soil ,results would have been out by now and they would have finished all the conspirators but why take pain for us…….
to protect our borders we are looking forward to a third nation , this policy is taking us to nowhere and increasing dependence on uncle sam is fulfiling americas long term ambition to make india a dependent state……….even priyanka gandhi said if grandma was alive, mumbai attack would have never happend …she reffered to indira gandhi the iron lady who single handedly created bangladesh without fearing an inch from USA and right now what we face terrorists come at will kill and disappear
looking at gaza development is itself an eye opener , you may call it killing, massacre or anything by israel but such acts require iron willingness to free the nation from hostility . inspite of being surrounded by hostile nations israel has kept its flag flying high from so many years . some may call it as a blessing of uncle sam but the courage and will is of a nation the israel and is not imported ……..at least taking a cue from them we can act , the thing is not about conquering the boundaries, it is about the protection of innocents who can breathe free in a sense of secured society
diplomacy has to be replaced by action otherwise these acts wiil be repeated now and again …we may go to USA , UN or anywhere but it is we have to rise and do the justice after all the blood has spilled in the streets of mumbai and not in newyork ……..sorry to say but kasab and his masters must be feeling fortunate that they did this massacre in mumbai and not in israel whre by now their grave would have been entitled by words terror ands ands lies here ………but this this india where even such mini wars go unoticed in files of red tapism
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– January 11, 2009
I was riding on a tiger not knowing how to control it famous last words of satyams nero aka ramalinga raju mr rajus conscience awoke and so he wrote the famous lines , but ever he thought where the hell this tiger will go tiger has entered the homes of small investors , associates name he gave to the employees if ever he can recall it, will they ever go out of the tigers reach……..
after years of malpractice when their was no way out ur conscience woke up to put an end to the dreams of many…… welcome to the world of modern dhritarashtra greed and love for his sons blind folded his eyes botched up operation of taking over maytas or acquring land by hrad earned money of investor has left a deep scar on each employee working and chalking out his future in private sector , is his future secure , is his organisation free osf such rajus , u have put every mind in a state of doubt .economy was in a battered shape and coming finacial year was bleak , job and salary cut was looming large , ur act has put all these things in a state of clarity that they are imminent now .a new year gift to young india form mr raju . these revelations have added a fear factor in each mind . u have played with dreams of common man be an investor or an employee ..
U opened the blindfolded eyes so late that the light of ur conscience has made the surroundings even more darker , each hope pinned on satyam feels that he is in a black hole who will give them light now, is waking ones conscience enough to answer their questions and aspirations why to single out dhritarashtra alone the team of all kaurvas is reponsible for this mass act of cheating , be it the CFO , Auditors they were all hand in glove to make this master act possible and where were the monitoring government agencies who always react to the situation after the considerable damage has been done proactiveness from them will always be a dream to be achieved .the whole system has to answer this million dollar question or else it will just be a headline to be remembered by different names .heads have to roll if we wish the economy to grow against such a backdrop stringent action has to be taken .good luck to satyamites hoping they don't meet any raju in their whole life ..
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– January 9, 2009
thanks all the jehadis mercenaries for letting me to write this piece and for u to read this……..i am alive just today because of them, its their greatness that i havent been chosen the next target of death ,but our fellow brothers were not so lucky, they have been killed and are being on regular basis . years have passed since we are facing the menace of terrorism and instead of situation getting normal our existense is under question mark or in the hands of merciful mercenaries ……..the day they decide our life is over it is, it is not a fiction or out of fear psychosis……. people in jaipur , mumbai delhi bengaluru . ahmedabad have seen it ,who knows what the future holds for us………the security agencies responsible to avert such happenings are all at sea , the crisisit has not happened in a day, forces are more busy to provide cover to the darling of nations politicians whoe are busy to save the governmentor simply their chairs by crook , flashing big bags of notes in the parliament ,chosen as representatives of common man they are made special once they get elected , what they have to with ur life or mine ,their vote bank is large enough to worry about us ,illegal bangladeshis will come and fill the pool, they view u and me as votes and not lives , which sure they will get when bag is full of cash………one thing is sure they are readily available for tv bytes when these ghastly acts take place to pass the blame and give sympathy as lame duck leaders……….god keep them hale and hearty ,they themselves and their kins are under security cover, for what reason is itself a big question perhaps corruption needs to be protected , policies of government are such afzal responsible for parliament attack is still not hanged inspite of being judged as guilty by supreme court what signal are we giving ……..in such a situation we can only appeal to jehadis please keep the good faith in us as u have done till now and let us live a normal and fearful life …this is the ugliest truth i as an indian would have liked to write about ,but the truth prevails over everything and this is the bitter one and perhaps has to be accepted……
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– July 27, 2008
imagine the joint photograph of bush manmohan singh exchanging files of nuclear deal and mayawati or amar singh posing next to them ,can u imagine it its not fiction ……… this is indian politics inevitable has happened ,mayawati and amar singh are clutches on which the either government will walk and for what, either for the nuclear deal or against it …….
this is pity and should have never have happened , a lady who has played catste based poltics in her whole life and a man konwn in political ciricles as a dalal or the younger brother of bade bhaiyya bachhan are pivotals to the present indian democracy ………this is is the joke of coalition circus which has been playing regularly since early 90s ………every thing was acceptable and imaginable from devegowda as PM to devi lal as Deputy PM but these two politicians for a nuclear deal unimaginable…god save bush and this country ……..but is it right to blame them for the whole ruckus when it is such an important issue for nations security and ever rising power needs , we look at nook and corner for ever rising price of crude oil prices it was national duty of all political parties to make a consensus on this issue . they are wholly responsible for making shakunis the whole sole of government policies . okay u bear with them but why make the whole country fall to their feets , now it is up to the countrymen to find soon a right approach to deal with these things or just go the market and buy frames for the upcoming photographs of obama shaking hands with wannabe indian PMS amar singh or mayawati and make it shine in ur living room …wake up soon otherwise u know better what will happent to ours nation the great INDIA
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By Saurabh Mahajan
– July 15, 2008