SNAKE IN ASSEMBLY— FACT WITH FICTION

When was the last time we saw ministers and as well as the dearest opposition members giving up their respective chairs for a reason, let the earth shake , let the asteroids hit the earth but their bumps are glued to the chairs as if permanently supplied by fevicol adhesive…….. the unimaginable happened , sun rose from the west ,each member of an assembly rushed out of their respective chairs , utter chaos prevailed (it is always persistent) everybody screamed as if it was an rush hour to collect the relief material……. came the voice, a cobra has sneaked in … run for cover , surprisingly these heavyweights were outclassed by a tiny creature named cobra , cobra can be a king for common people but for esteemed leaders even dinosaurs are tiny nature gifts………
surprise and inquistiveness ultimately led me to the cobras pit, looking relaxed and lying in a restful manner cobra sir were kind enough to share that incident with us and now the excerpts are from the cobras mouth directly …………hiss………..
i have never taken myself as a separate identity from my brethern politicians were the first hissings of king, ok what if they don white outfits and me the black the color of our hearts and blood is same the black color……okay they change their dresses and characters lot of time i do the same by a process called moulting where i wear new skin ,one more character that is evident in them is back stabbing , stab the same people who voted them in elections ,mine integrity is always questioned but putting in record our percentage of hissing the master is very less as compared to big brothers …….
then what happened i asked whay ur so called big brothers panicked ……….. hiss….. came the reply i just went to meet them unofficially and some new entrants panicked after seeing me and ran amok ………but in that moment of chaos i had the golden opportunity to beseat myself on those chairs and feel the golden glory , really no wonder i feel why they never want to let themselves off from those golden chariots, i was charmed to those things like a hypnotic song from a charmer…….
but sorry to say ……hiss……. came again u media people didnt carry out even single photo of mine sad……………. but it was not an media event i asked him …………he shot back with an angry hiss………. they took all the mileage, teletube ran with their footage whole day along as if those polticians were on war front, i the panic creator was not properly covered,then came the big secret , it was a ploy of big brothers to catch the attention of public ……………..even tearing of papers, mike throwing had failed to garner TRPs and they had no option to call me up ,guaranting me of proper media coverage, but they stabbed their own brother …………..to tell the commoner that they were alive and kicking they used me ………………cried the big serpent but dont tell anyone that i had spilled the beans because next time they will tear me apart as they have been tearing u people from number of years ………… god save u from these demons…. the angel told me……………