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AARUSHI
It is better to be killed than live who can say it better than me, thanks god for killing me and calling me to urs world . social hounds are still killing me from every day to every minute. thx god once again for ur generosity . i was fourteen when killed perhaps this is a youngest age to be at urs place but what could i have been doing there left to such a sacrosanct society . Behind these courteous masks were such ghory faces i coundnt have ever imagined until that night …thx god for showing me reality in such a little age…………..
Posted in Blogs.
– July 15, 2008
A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Salman rushdie said in a latest interview women go for a marriage merely for wearing a wedding gown, a veteran of four marriages wasnt joking , my sister called me the other day and said marry now , I have seen some latest attires for herself ……….it amazed me, hats off to rushdie when the viewers of the grand finale are so excited for the dress , paticpants of the fairer sex must me be more eager ……………….marry or u will suffer, marry now what people will say and a lot of stuffed things are the key sutras of knowledge what i hear these days ,pro marriage lobby is overly heavy weighted anti lobby is lookinglike hillary asking for votes in Usa election , i feel like leading and supported by myself only ,even the hardcore bachelor friends have shifted their loyalties………..
i may be wrong but what i think is right the famous quote by me and followed sacredly ……Known as an institution, the base of this solemnisation has been the social strata , heaviness of pay packet ,wealth of forefathers , physical attributes . mostly the things which are superficial are the base of this life long affair………have marriages been successful or just they are made to look like that, is it mostly attributed to fear factor of society, what a pity he or she cannot handle a marriage …oh what a social ass…………marriages which start with a loaded of happy photos of smiling bride and grooms ,slowly but surely the photographs decrease and so the smiles what happens to life long love affair or was it never present thease are the questions grnerally a part of discussion………………..lines written are open for crticism or discussion , these may be one side of a coin but one sided coins have been a fromulae of success in blocbusters like Sholay or the coming one love story 2050…..all prospective grooms and brides a word of caution for u please do not take these line seriously otherwise u will only be responsible for life long bachelor hood……………… happy reading enjoy and bye—————-
Posted in Blogs.
– May 21, 2008
the fancy of being a sycophant—-arjun singh
It is a irony that lotus being a symbol of BJP,blooms more in the garden of congress headquarters ,lotus of sycophancy is being watered regularly by rivers, streams or even tributaries of so called loyalists the sycophants. Each and every indian who thinks or is a non thinker has accepted it that the whole congress circle revolves around a single loci the gandhis , we indians who have an ample time to debate over any issue under the sun do not consider this even a top of discussion now…………….
but wait a new drama has started ,the congress somewhere feels the pinch of sycophancy fact and is not ready to accept this, now a days our dear HRD minister is in a thick of controversy, he is always for the one or another reason but this time he is paying the price of stirring the controversy in his own background…….. the octagenarian minister in a desperate attempt to make his presence felt amongst the young brigade started to sing the favorite tune of congressmen however no one in congress will ever admit it that making rahul baba the PM of leader starving nation , he has made all the qualities of rahul baba public by counting them ennumber of times to give the nation a mahaan leader…………..but alas all the arrows have recoiled the tune of his song has upset other loyalists who think that grandold man is being lata mangeshkar in sycophancy song……they have retaliated hard and now a new joke is hovering around the congress headquarters and via media to the whole nation , sycophancy has no takers in and around 10 janpath………….if this statement is to make the HRD man pinch the shoe it is fine but please do not fool the aam aadmi they have many big issues to deal with granted by u thankfully from rising costs to power cuts so please keep this song of free and fairness inside the 10 janpath and please let them lead their life……….
aam aadmi and most importantly the congress brigade knows that evolution and sustaineance of congress has always based on sycophancy………..
my heart felt regards to mr arjun singh the outnumbered octanegarian that whenever he has tried to say this hidden truth he has taken a severe beating from the coterie who still believe that arjun singh may not become the krishna of their arjun rahul baba ……….sorry mr singh some
truths are better not said, and now u r the target number one of all the loyalists and also of madame sonia who never want that this tune go so high at this juncture when congress is trying hard to make the image of rahul gandhi as a person grata by every section os society …………so mr singh enjoy ur leadership or go for aVRS this maessage is not by me but by ur dear brothers……………………
congress has never seen andwill never see otherthan the gandhis so all sycophants please ignore our frail octanegarian who had a slip between the lip and tongue……okay it happened thrice but it happens only in india.
Congress people dont get disheartened and carry on the churning process for better india u have been doing for so many years …………….
happy sycophancy
Posted in Politics.
– May 15, 2008
khali tujhe salaam
khali tujhe salam
Script from a straight bollywood potboiler ,transition of a labourer next a police constable from a remote town of punjab to the hero of masses , a trp generator for wwe the great khali aka apna duleep sing rana
khali the seven feet three inches gentle giant is now the darling of masses , it is his charisma that like of tendulkars, khans ,vadras are otnumbering each other to have a glimpse of rana, wonder that their children had given them sleepless nights for making a meeting possible with khali
even the bureaucracy has saluted him by inviting him to rashtrapati bhavan
khali not only a master of wwe but also of answering the queries of curious media who are still to come terms that a man from india can make it to the big league of wwe
however some quarters of media have questioned his credibilty and now even of wwe ,certainly they can but is it not a great honour that a man from such a humble background has made to the big league of undertakers, hulkhogans , shaun michael the wrestlers that have caught our fancy sinche childhood . instead of accolading him they are trying to find lo0pholes in his sucees………..
may the good luck be with ukhali but if u hadnt made to wwe these same bunch of self confessed media honchos would have made a cartoon character out of u ,showing duleep singh as a walking demon, making him eat live in their studios showing thediet intake in alreay inflated country, showing ur kundali to panditjis to find solutions for ur growing stature ………god saved u khali
these are not doubts they have done it by making a man of same height as urs walking in noida malls , public staring at him as if they are watching an alien , why just to get the TRPmeter run ,what about the sensibilities of that man……SHAME………
bravo khali against all odds u have done a great job our best wishes are with u and may u always keep the indian colors flying high whether ur called kali or the great khali
khali tujhe salam
Posted in Blogs.
– May 13, 2008
miss hottty inflation
dear inflation u r the only solution to make the present government feel weak kneed, thx for arriving at the right time, its the time for aam aadmi to feel the heat in pockets and so the heads …….after four years of flip flop at least the government will have to do something out of the box, pray its not pandoras box…….to pull you down …… came the tsunami , past went the nuclear deal , mayas and their chhayas but this government never budged ,even the leftists will have to do more than a red flag demo at the jantar mantar …….miss inflation ur the beauty that has even made the cash rich BCCI boss to let the aam aami know he is also heading the cash leaa agricultural wagon poor pawar ……….wat a shame if he thinks of it , when IPL was raining bucks u have made him looking lik a lame duck
dear miss ,ur hot to handle but dont u feel more u stay we the common but not so uncommon people of india will feel the hot from their pockets to………purses ,rates of all essentials have gone upswing so the number of items from thali ………please budge a little , i can guarantee u we have really known that mr pawar is also the agriculture minister of india and we promise not to forget him till elections or on elections………….but miss think about the majority of indians who sleep in chawls or even on footpath eat twice and now even once ,children are being made to learn about u,even the so called newsmen are covering the topic of aam admi may be they are also feeling it…………………..for our sake think about it, its is only u who can do it government tasks are and will be an eye wash ,please go away for once and come when ever u feel we need to be more involved in the issues of national importance in which we pass the bucks……… hopefully u will listen and let us enjoyt our meal………….thx
yours truly a deprived indian citizen
Posted in Blogs.
– April 8, 2008
NICE GUYS FINISH FIRST …….WHERE
From last 2 consecutive days a prominent english paper is publishing a recent research conducted in USA —-Nice guys finish first —–reaseraches are good for increasing ones literary quotient and increase the show of a book shelf or may be practical but in this case a big. …….. NO…….what this report has done, is to bring me out of the writing lull, let us assume ourselves to be a nice guy who the hell in this world wants to branded as a bad man leaving apart gulshan grover ….Remember the childhood where school bullies used to threat u for each event and a u as a sincere mamas boy said yes to all their deeds ….. in the water lane ,canteen lane, bus lane ,u were the backbone of these lanes …of course u finished first by standing just next to dear driver near the hot engine or just drinking last drops of hot water from water cooler and showing to the whole world u went through refreshing session of mountain dew …..wat a refreshing feeling to have it still haunts when thought over…………
roll over to the college era the girl u liked , u had the guts to tell her but wat about the nice guy feeling to tackle the scavengers always hovering around her, being a nice guy u clinged to ur books and were made to feel as a forced studious and nice guy…….coming to the present scenario of work place each and every nice guy can identify himself as a character of the advert… of times jobs .com inflated always but when it comes to promotion in perks or job profile feels like a deflated one…oh being a nice guy u have to smile always after all u are a brand ambassador of nice feeling since childhood a jackpot contract……………taking a more worldly approach ,talking about cricket Dhoni and his men ,after a long gap of twenty years we won a series in australia of gentlemens game ,it was not a bunch of nice men who did it, they were the one who dared to cut throats of sledging australians , a art which we vowed never to learn and payback beacause we are the nicer ones and what it gave us agonising wait of twenty years ……..resrearch says a lot about nice guys, they may have finished first in the scenario in long run ……such a run when u have money and muscle power u can change the history of civilisations,changing one historys is a mateer of seconds…….every one cant be as true as clooney who admited that the bagged his first movie role by saying a lie…………..nice guys can only live with with a feeling of being nice but not with the worldly pleasures their other counterparts live and one fine day they will be surprised to see the people who were the leader of mr.Wrong pack topping the list of such researches —-nice guys one——-but as usual they will feel nice about finding their name at the bottom of list that too with a printing error ……u have to pay a lot practically to be nice man and live with feeling of being nice and no rewards………….
Posted in Blogs.
– March 21, 2008
LOGGERS AND BLOGGERS
Even the addition or deletion of one word can change not only the meaning of a particular sentence but the likes of us whole life……..irony was that faujdar (my co blogger and logger t0o) always felt like a rising sun when blogging was the talking point but when the reality was talked upon about logging ****
it felt that whole universe was under permanent solar eclipse …….that is how life was going for me and faujdar , just dont go by the name of faujdar he was too frail to be called fauji but what to do he inherited the surname from grandparents,perhaps only thing he was proud of after logging*****
the job profile of being a logger is like the job of indian cricket team coach always ready for brickbats for any fault which is yours or not , but dont expect any appreciation even in the dreams for the thankless job …..but we both were like alcoholics who every night swear not drink ever again , but first to be in the line of thirst quenchers outside the international branded wine shop…………
life was going at snails place until in a newspapaper Inoticed an advertisement , hard to believe but a job opportunity for us , ad was in small letters but for me it was bolder than mallika sehrawat wearing a costume for her new venture…………….
i called faujdar immediately he couldnt believe his ears before anything a party was thrown for all our well wishers (whether thay are or not facts are better known to them only) they were surprised but no body asked why such a rage to give pre employment party …and who will when laal pari is going down the throat at fast pace … we had our own logic that when before marriage or say lifelong chaining one is happy to give bachelors party why cant we when freeing from being a chained logger was only a night away…………
faujdar and myself went to the office in our best possible attire (few but enough) ,our hand were full with blogging material ah what a feeling……our future was waiting for us , we were standing at the heavens door with a lifetime free ticket……
suddenly faujdar was called and at that even i was even feeling proud of sitting besides a faujdar…….but suddenly within five minutes faujdar came running out like PT usha coming back from retirement , before i could say something to him my name was called and entering the room was like all logged tapes asking me the tape counters , never happened before………..honeymoon was over or it never started when the gentleman sitting the chair just feets away about my experience , i passed him all the blogging matter , my future boss asked me we will talk abouy ur hobby latter but start with ur logging experience , i felt like a tape being put in fast forward and rewind mode continuously with no option of a stop buton in near future , then i applied the pause button asked him what the ad was for suddenly the sun was shining bright in my eyes and only see the words loggers wanted , i ran and ran so fat as if following faujdar in a relay race with no battons……..
at the exit point was faujdar with red blood eyes and i was sure to kicked off that day before it was decided by dearest and respected friend to set up an enquiry commision and results to be given within a time frame remember when we had last committte to give results within the time frame………………….
entering the romm and searching for the paper was like searching a gold meadal for olympics ……fortunately it was discovered soon …ad was alright bloggers wanted but with star at top ******** (to be looked below) for complete details….. sorry for the printing error ad is for loggers wanted and not bloggers wanted …… iwas given a let off but only how best known to me……..(hurled with a tonful of indian abuses )…..
look at the positive side faujdar i told him our trade (logging was still going great guns in the market ) and soon we will surely make a name in the blogging world ……..
*****logging is a dull mixture of art and science by smart people to note the tape counters of feeds recorded with pain but no gain*******
Posted in Fiction.
– February 27, 2008
MAYA —AKBAR—–RAJ
AKBAR —JODHA created more charisma out on the street than on the screen… keeping the the controversy in wraps to look at the brighter side of things , there is to more to this epic than it seems, the magic of MAYAWATI—–JALALUDIN AKBAR……..a bond of lifetime….yesterday while watching akbar jodha after the intermission in this intriguing romance a line comes from hrithik the akbar he says he is an illiterate sorry for low IQ ,never knew it….it was hard to believe that an illiterate king ruled not only over the head of indians but to some extent on their hearts also ,how many mughal emperors can we recall for humane behavior When asked to ,some may point he had doctored the history but dont we believe history and even memorize it… with a sense of belief…akbar might have gained this country by muscle power but surely had more than a hint of democracy in his rule…it may look like a political compulsion but if if he wanted he had conquered all these kings and never given their daughters a platform where one of them was to be known in coming times as the MALLIKA —E—- HINDUSTAN,Jodha bai …
he showed that to rule india u have to respect each and every religion ,caste and them and give them a proper representation …you can win their heads by manipulating them but to rule their hearts u have empathise with them…
from a page of history to present scenario of democratic indian casteism ,division of society has not changed even the scenario has worsenedbut a unique truth has prevailed over the years more prominently now in the calition era u have to follow akbar policy …DIN E ELAHI might have vanished into the sand dunes but its fundamentals are more than required now to rule india without clutches of coalition partners…….
Mayawati started her political journey as a hardcore supporter of for scheduled cates she did enter the corridors of power to exit soon .always a factor of instability always lurked at her ,maya a smart politician but even a sharp learner learnt from her mistakes to rule over UTTAR Pradesh called the heartland of Indian politics ,she not only learnt but put into the practice that to rule over UP without clutches sweetly named as coalition partners she needs the support of every strata of society , marginalistaion or fighting for one segment at the cost of other can make her a winner in one constituency but not the stability to rule the state she worked on the same principles of akbar , now a trusted brahin lieutenant is on her side and inroads to various stratas seem to a real possibility that even she has an eye on the prime ministership who knows in Indian politics what lies ahead, even devegowda never did in his dreams this is the chapter each and every politician has to understand and imbibe that to rule India in true letter and spirit with a free hand u have to take the society as an whole with u . especially raj thakrey has to learn that he may get to the power corridor
but to avoid it being a water spalsh in the pan he has to do the same and pick out a leaf from the new EPIC MAYA AKBAR so that i can call My piece as RAJ —–AKBAR ,it will be a proud moment a bit more then i am feeling now
Posted in Fiction.
– February 27, 2008
Toothless tigers and stickless hockeys
Once again the moment of national shame is knocking at the door step ,so dont hesitate accept it with open arms, wait for a break and D—day is coming soon……the two questions in which we scored perfect since childhooddays and felt proud of score or may be not about these national treasures………. the national game hockey, remember the stick u or might be ur neighbour took out for a fast paced fight in the street…hmmm that stick is used to to play the national game hockey…….. sorry to tell u the real purpose of that stick and real fact about national animal the great roaring tiger reports of which u might be hearing or watching on the tele about them being mauled on regular basis ….. but please dont worry we have started a campaign which is going at a fast pace to show them a exit door before they do themselves naturally……….so all child prodiges please start to look out for the new twos….. our sms lines are open till i finish this piece of paper ….. even i request to start a ferocious campaign to remove these titans from national list and start give memorandums to respective state governments and to the centre……at least when with such a large population we have failed to protect them, now its our national duty to pull these out of the list of national symbols…..alternatives are more than ready let bme give u an option before u sms …well no praises for answering about the national game yeah………….. u picked it right its cricket ……. platform is ready all cricketers have become million dollar babies and they have tag on their T–shirt sold out or out of stock commodity auctions have been done on multi crore basis ..it was a treat to watch these auctions ,used to hear about paintings or artefacts being auctioned but to watch these superstars being auctioned will be a memrobilia …….sorry to all vintage hockey players its time to say good bye to their passion and join us to be a prt of this campaign ….well u have seen the premier hockey league it comes and vanishes like the electricity in the old rural indian village…. hockey is only a news when players fight it out on the ground not for the ball but for the head of opposition player …..so be a part to remove this desd wood and replace it with willow bats……well sms reaching to us about national animal have shown a tied result ,, please believe sms poll is not a fabricated one, before any one of the two top contestants cry out it as a foul and walks aways braying …..the two toppers are ox and donkey sms is showing somewhat the truth about our nature to walk straight pretending that we saw nothing whatever is happening in the surroundings is NOMB..none of my business … one more candidate is soon climbing the ladder it is homo sapiens the great human race …never ending saga some say it poulation explosion ….damn fools …….participate in this campaign be a prt of changing timesat leat u will not repent u were not there when this transition for betterment or what who knows was taking place…………….think over it
Posted in Blogs.
– February 20, 2008
BLUE LINE SHEEPS
A new variety of sheeps have been introduced in the region of NCR (national capital region). genetically modified sheep in blue . tested daily and certified ISO —9000 AND 9002, even they are now fit to be applied for stringent european standards leaving behind euro—3 and euro—4 standards…
The greatest thing about these sheeps is that they are tested daily and it is them who pay 10 rupee note for being tested in the blue line tanks ... Buses …
IN sixty seaters 150 people oh ………..sheeps are loaded and carried away to various destinations and sometimes not even of their choices they are loaded off … by the time a destination comes , the ring master or the pilot as blue line drivers want to be known as, applies brakes and with a slight halt the whole flock of sheeps go forward and backward waiting for that golden moment they can leave that royal voyage ….. if the bus halts at right stop squeasish sheeps thanks their stars and watches these pilots with merciful eyes as if saluting him for his deeds……
all these sheeps may be lions at their work places but here they are sheeps looking for small inches of space….. the fairer sex is lucky to be seated in the front cabin reasons best known by the pilot and its crew members …… not in parliament but at least here the reservation is given in full team and spirit…….
neta community is very happy to see such a brand of young indians developing and surviving in such severe circumstances , they are looking keenly and even researches are being done that if these cool customers can survive such an ordeal for two to three hours on daily basis why not make it aconcept of 24 —7 …..
results are positive and in near future it is reported these are going to be an integral part of five year plans and policy ……..till then best of luck for these joy rides without a slight protest as they have been doing for past so long whether any one is kicked off these buses or killed they will salute these marching death coffins…………………
Posted in Blogs.
– February 19, 2008