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DEAR ALL,
MY SWEETEST ,CUTEST, DEAREST AND MOST LOVABLE FRIEND MY DALU?IS UPSET WITH ME……TELL ME WHAT TO DO????
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Broadcasting my thoughts
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DEAR ALL,
MY SWEETEST ,CUTEST, DEAREST AND MOST LOVABLE FRIEND MY DALU?IS UPSET WITH ME……TELL ME WHAT TO DO????
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Posted in Friends.
– May 21, 2009
DOGS ,DOGS AND DOGS..
This was really funny when a certain a friend of mine took leave from office reason being his dog was not keeping well….I thought atleast this guy is truthful to give reasons for not coming ..so while having a conversation i just came across totally new world that DOG LOVERS world.I too like dogs but never have fallen in love with them may be because I dont have one to get the affection.
So while having a conversation I just asked him which breed the dog is of and I got a blog to write .;;
Friend:Mera Dog German Shepherd
Myself: Wow..Orignal hai ya Indian German Shepherd hai…
Friend:Orignal,Jab mein Germany gaya tha last time waha mere friend ne mujhe diya..he was soo cute 15 days ka tha tab..
Myself:kya baat hai aap toh kutte sorryy doggies bhi Nasla(breed) dekh ke chunte hai…
Friend:Than what itna orignal breed India mein nahi milaga.they are very attached to their Masters and my baccha(Dog) doest eat if i dont go home,If i am out for 2 days he waits for me falls sick and if i am upset he immediately comes to know and starts playing with me to put me in good mood ..he is really a gods gift to me.Human beings are selfish ,mean but DOGS are loyal and love their master without any expectation..(with teary eyes….)
Myself:Aree but what happened to your dog..every thing normal.
Friend: do din se khana nahi khaya.and that bl%#$#y doc gave wrong injection toh usko feats aaa rahe hai..
Myself:what nonsense kuu ..doggies ko bhi feats aate hai kya uska BP low ho gaya hai…
Friend: kya mazak karta hai dogs ko BP hota hai kya..
Myself: Mere ko kya malum…
Friend:woh bichara akela ghar pe rehta hai toh tension aajata hai..
Myself: acccha abhi samjha aapke bacche ka problem ..bole toh uski umar ho chuki hai ab toh uske layak koi rista lao ,koi doggiya (i didnt find any other word for kutti) lao..ab woh bhi kab tak akela rahegaaa…..aap bhi socho…Friend:aree socho kya…yeh germany ko orignal breed hai usko mating karane ke liye orignal breed hi lagega…
Myself:kya usko indian dogs pasand nahi…yane pehle britisher ke time pe jo board tha Dogs and Indians not allowed ,apke ghar pe deshi dogs not allowed ka board lagega kya???
Friend:aree nahi pata nahi 3 female dogs laya tha aur unko mere bedroom bheja
Myself:teeno dogs ko ek saath( three sommeee…):)))i got excited three mates at a time.
Friend:kya mazak karta hai main teen dogs leke aaya tha alag alag din pe..par mera bacha usko bhav hi nahi deta..matlab woh bed pe jata hai..aur woh lady dog uske aajo bajo gol gol ghumti hai par mera sheroo usko bhav hi nahi deta…
Myself: Main bolta hu yeh problem normal hai..kahi aapka baccha (dog) Gay toh nahi.. kya hai normal dog phir woh german shepher kyon na ho teen main ek toh mate chose karega for a small fling…Finally you only said GS resembles master quality..
Friend:what nonsense DOG thodi gay hote hai…
Myself:Just google it you will find tons of article..
in the evening he came back and said…
Friend:Aree yaar mere ko toh tension de diya ..mujhe lag raha hai ki mera dog gay hai..
Myself:wow badhai ho ab toh uske liye kuch achasa ghar jamai dhundo….waise do your dog resemble you quality..
Friend:b#$#$## c%$#…and thank fully conversation ended..
Posted in Pets.
– May 14, 2009
God…PART 1 TILL INFINITY..
I always questioned myself who/what/why/how/when/where is God..I got lots of answer from Friends,Philosphers ,wellwishers but still not convinced by the answer so i thought to raise questions my self try to get the Answer …
How do you define God???
God is a deity in theistic and deistic religions and other belief systems, representing either the sole deity in monotheism, or a principal deity in polytheism….some net source
God is Creation of Human Insecure mind..So its mind over matter or something else. ..Albert Einstein
God is present is all thing material and immaterialistic thing in all pppl ,you just need to have faith in it from the bottom of your heart and you will realise his presence…My sweet Friend.:)
God persence is realised by individual and once he realises his presence he understand god…
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence… We need silence to be able to touch souls." Mother Teresa
Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."Matt. 19:26
As Krishna says in the Bhagavad Gita:
“And of all yogins, he who full of faith worships Me, with his inner self abiding in Me, him, I hold to be the most attuned (to me in Yoga).”[
A nice story to share with you guys..
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem Science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.)
Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From…God.. .
Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.
Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light….But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t.
If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )
Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive………………
Do you see God!!!!…DO REPLY WITH UR COMMENTS….
Posted in Philosophy.
– May 7, 2009
Oh Ri Duniya, Oh Ri Duniya, Aye Duniya
Aye Surmayee Aankhein Ke Pyaalo Ki Duniya Oh Duniya
Surmayee Aankhein Ke Pyaalo Ki Duniya Oh Duniya
(Satrangi Rango Gulalo Ki Duniya Oh Duniya) - 2
Alsaayi Sejo Ke Phoolon Ki Duniya Oh Duniya Re
Angdaayi Tode Kabootar Ki Duniya Oh Duniya Re
Aye Karwat Le Soyi Haqeeqat Ki Duniya Oh Duniya
Deewani Hoti Tabiyat Ki Duniya Oh Duniya
Khwahish Mein Lipti Zaroorat Ki Duniya Oh Duniya Re
Heyyy Insaan Ke Sapno Ki Niyat Ki Duniya Oh Duniya
Oh Ri Duniya, Oh Ri Duniya, Oh Ro Duniya, Oh Ri Duniya
(Yeh Duniya Agar Mil Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?) - 3
Mamta Ki Bikhri Kahani Ki Duniya Oh Duniya
Behno Ki Siski Jawani Ki Duniya Oh Duniya
Aadam Ke Hawaas Rishte Ki Duniya Oh Duniya Re
Heyyy Shayar Ke Pheenke Labzo Ki Duniya Oh Duniya
Ooooo Oooo Hoooo .Hooo Ooooooooo
(Gaalib Ke Maumin Ke Khawabo Ki Duniya
Majazo Ke Un Inqalabo Ki Duniya) - 2
Faize Firako Sahir Umakhdum Meel Ki Zoku Kitabo Ki Duniya
(Yeh Duniya Agar Mil Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?) - 3
(Palchin Mein Baaten Chali Jaati Hai Hai) - 2
Reh Jaata Hai Jo Sawera Wo Dhoondhe
Jalta Makaan Mein Basera Wo Dhoondhe
Jaisi Bachi Hai Waisi Ki Waisi, Bacha Lo Yeh Duniya
Apna Samajh Ke Apno Ki Jaisi Utha Lo Yeh Duniya
Chitput Si Baaton Mein Jalne Lagegi, Sambhalo Yeh Duniya
Katpit Ke Raaton Mein Palne Lagegi, Sambhalo Yeh Duniya
Oh Ri Duniya, Oh Ri Duniya, Wo Kahen Hai Ki Duniya
Yeh Itni Nahi Hai Sitaaro Se Aage Jahan Aur Bhi Hai
Yeh Hum Hi Nahi Hai, Wahan Aur Bhi Hai
Hamari Hare K Baat Hoti Wahin Hai
Hume Aitraaz Nahi Hai Kahin Bhi
Wo Aayi Zamil Pe Sahi Hai
Magar Falsafa Yeh Bigad Jaata Hai Jo
Wo Kehte Hai Aalim Yeh Kehta Wahan Ishwar Hai
Faazil Yeh Kehta Wahan Allah Hai
Kabur Yeh Kehta Wahan Issa Hai
Manzil Yeh Kehti Tab Insaan Se Ki
Tumhari Hai Tum Hi Sambhalo Yeh Duniya
Yeh Ujde Hue Chand Baasi Charago
Tumhare Yeh Kale Iraado Ki Duniya
Ohh Ri Duniya, Oh Ri Duniya Hoo Ri Duniya
Posted in Music.
– May 2, 2009
ETERNALLY HAPPY
I AM HAPPY
WHEN I WAKE UP..
WHEN I REMEMBER MY SAI BABA
WHEN I READ HANUMAN CHALISA
WHEN I SPEAK TO MISS NAKO
WHEN I HAVE CUP OF CHAI..
WHEN I CAN BE OF ANY USE TO ANYBODY .
WHEN I GET MISS CALLS FROM DEAR ONES
WHEN I GET WINDOW SEAT IN BUS and 4TH SEAT IN TRAIN
WHEN I HAVE SWEET COMPANY IN TRAIN
WHEN I BLOG
WHEN PEOPLE READ MY BLOG
WHEN FREINDS COMMENT ON MY BLOG
WHEN I TALK AND PEOPLE LISTEN( WHICH NEVER HAPPENS)
WHEN I ATTEND MY COLLEGE
WHEN I IMPRESS GIRLS IN MY COLLEGE(ILLUSIONARY)
WHEN I PLAY GAMES IN CLASS
WHEN I READ GOOD BOOKS AND BAD AS WELL
WHEN PEOPLE REALLY CARE FOR OTHERS WITHOUT ANY REASONS MOTIVE
WHEN I AM ALONE
Posted in Myself.
– April 11, 2009
Rain..see whether u can remember me/see whether u miss me.
Just go and watch from the window .see whether u can remember me/see whether u miss me.
Spread
see whether u can remember me/see whether u miss me.
Take the rainy water on your face , Feel the rain drops Close your eyes and enjoy the silence.
If you are not able to hear any thing just go for a stroll on the beach
The sea, full of high hitting waves ,put your legs in water the sand beneath
see whether u can remember me/see whether u miss me.
Just keep on walking ,Enjoy the rainy breeze
Just walk till the rain stop and yes rains wont stop..
So go back to Home ,Don't change
Just come back to same window and wait for your Hubby to come.
see whether u can remember me/see whether u miss me.
Door
Take his bag,He will remove his Rain coat and will ask why are u wet,
Tell him there is leakage in house and prepare a tea for him, you too have it.
He will get up and start a pankaj udhas Ghazal ,stop it and start Kishori's Sahil Ali
see whether u can remember me/see whether u miss me.
At Night ,your Hubby will take you in his arms and will say,
I LOVE U YOU ALSO SAY THE SAME THING.
There would be sounds of lightning and sounds of clouds clashings.
After some time he would move to other side of the bed..
Just watch his posture calmly
see whether u can remember me/see whether u miss me.
After this just watch the Ceiling and roof above, Try to listen the Rains.
And try to sleep with pillow on your face..
See in the coming Rainy season
see whether u can remember me/see whether u miss me.
Posted in Poetry.
– March 20, 2009
MISS NAKO
(NAKO MEANS NO)
God has always been nice to me,He had sent some wonderful people whenever i was down in life or whenever i longed for someone.They all have been so good that some times i felt that i am the chosen one of the God .Now When i am writing this blog i am feeding my Collegeaus Daughter with chips she is a little angel 8 yr old sweet heart and I am enjoying the innocence and Playful nature of her.May be due to my introvert nature i made very few friends and close ones as I enjoyed my company of BOOKS which has been there constantly with me and their absence made feel insecure in life.
COming back to my friends at some part of my life they shared their goodness helped me and gave value addition to my life.
I nick named them like Boss,Chetah,Rubu,money,Sweetheart,Sunu Alais Dhakan,Kaju all these girls were so good that i really thanked god for their company and longed for more but destiny had some other plans for them as well as for me.
I would like to mention one person who have really made me feel longing for more of her company but the destiny has different plans you never know..
I have named her MISS NAKO….
We used call for some official purpose 2 minutes chat that’s it suddenly my work took a shift and we lost the contact of regular calls a message or two that’s it. Suddenly one day i recieved call and i came to know she was very sucessful in her life and i was very happy for her and planned to meet her.we met and had nice talk over a cup of Coffee.
Then we started calling each other and use to be helpful to each other a lot in some or the other way.I use to complain to her that she is too reticent,never outspoken about her thoughts and she use to smile and say Nako .Whenever i used to talk to her about anything out of the world she called me Pshyco.SO this happened as Pshyco and Nako ki friendship which was like all going well.
Nako was one person who will go all her way out to help her friends and still keep quiet without saying it,This quality made her more dear to me .She became closest friend of mine where i can share anything under the sky with her.When she use to call i use to get so exited that kuch bhi unintentionally bol deta tha …than She at times got upset with me and use to keep quiet for days no calls nothing.May be i may not have been able to rise up to her expectations and then suddenly i used to get a call and My day was made and again we use to talk.
Now i understood like why silence speak louder than words.Being Pshyco I took some liberty while talking to her which was at time misunderstood,
Like it is said People are like stained glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.Her absence made me feel that why she has become so important in my life.
As i had very few Close friends i found her to be the best person around and talking to her made feel good.
I nick named her Miss Nako because whenever i gave an idea she answered in monosyllable like nako,kai nahi etc etc. A person with few words with whom i laughed,cried,shared humour,sang songs,spoke my heart out.She was the one with whom i can be myself unmasked without any fear just myself with the thought that being myself will be likened by her. And suddenly one day i felt that one day she would also go and with whom i will share these memories.
I would always thank MISS NAKO for being a wonderful person in my life .In few words i would like to describe like her..
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you’re there to listen,
you’re there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you’ll be there,
throughout the years!
HOpe she may read this some day some time .
Posted in Friends.
– March 14, 2009
A CLASS AND INSPIRING SONG FROM THE FILM GULAL
Aarambh hai prachand
bole mastako.n ke jhund
aaj jang ki ghadi ki tum guhaar do) 2
aan baan shaan yaa ki jaan kaa ho daan
aaj ik dhanuSh ke baan pe utaar do) 2
aarambh hai prachand
man kare so praan de
jo man kare so praan le
wahi to ek sarvashaktimaan hai) 2
krishna ki pukaar hai
ye bhaagawat ka saar hai
ki yuddh hi to veer kaa pramaan hai
kauravon ki bhiid hoya
paandavoon ka nid ho
jo laad sakaa hai wo hii to mahaan hai
jeet kii hawas nahin
kisi pe koii vash nahin
kyaa zindagii hai thokaron pe maar do
maut anth hai nahin
to maut se bhii kyun dare
ye jaake aasamaan mein dahaad do
aarambh hai prachand …
ho dayaa kaa bhaav
yaa ki shaurya kaa chunav
yaa ki haar ka vo bhaav
tum ye soch lo) 2
ya ki pure bhaal par
jalaa rahe vijay kaa
laal laal ye gulaal
tum ye soch lo
rang kesarii ho ya
mridang kesari ho yaa
ki kesarii ho taal
tum ye soch lo
jis kavi kii kalpanaa mein
zindagi ho prem geet
us kavi ko aaj tum nakaar do
bhigati nasonn mein aaj
phulati ragon mein aaj
aag ki lapat kaa tum baghaar do
aarambh hai prachaND …
Posted in Music.
– March 9, 2009
A candid conversation on Valentine days….
Boy:14th feb what are u doing,
Girl:Kuch nahi
B: Should we go out.
G :Nahi
B:Kyoun
G: just like that
B:We will go out to nice hotel
G:No
B :pleassssssssssse
G:No
B:Will you call me????
G:NO
B:Why
G:i wont call…
B:NOOOOO
G:Yes
B:What yes???
G:No…
B:shooooo!!!change the topic..
G:u started u change?
B:What?
G:Ofcourse topiccc?
B:u heard some sena is protesting V Day celebration?
G:Ya i hate them??
B:I too??
G:They are monsters..
B:Infact i was planning to protest against them..
G:Really so brave and nice of you..
B:Infact the same protest would have been against their mentality,against all the such creature who try to dump their thoughts against us ,i believe this is a free world and we all have freedom of expression and also nobody can tell us how to live our lives.
G:I didnt knew u r so vocal..
B:I said na i had planned to protest against them,but no use of telling this to u..
G:why ??Am i not your friend..
B:I doubt ,If you are really my friend you would have supported me in my protest but thats not the case..
G:I am ur friend and i always will support u…
B:Really..
G:Promise..
B:Ok on 14th feb I am protesting against these moral police by celebrating Valentine Day and saying come what may you cant stop me from celebrating this Valentine Day which is day to express your Love.Let a mob come and hit me i wont fear I will stand in front of them and Express my love..
G:Ummm though controversial but i will support u.
B:So you are my valentine its decided???
G:Very smart ahhh…
B:Love ke liya sala kuch bhi karegaa..
G:Imagine if we are caught by these guys and we will on all new channels..wow sounds gd adventure..
B:I think these ppl will stand by their words ,they say that if any couple caught celebrating Valentine day they will marry them offf immediately.If they stick to their words i will protest in a peacefull manner..Hope ur with me on this…
G almost fainted…..
Posted in Love.
– February 12, 2009
A beautiful song….. from Namaste London.. Lyrics |
| (main Jahaan Rahoon Main Kahin Bhi Hoon Teri Yaad Saaath Hai) - 2 Kisi Se Kahoon Ke Nahi Kahoon Yeh Jo Dil Ki Baat Hai Kehne Ko Saath Apane Ek Duniya Chalti Hai Per Chhupke Is Dil Mein Tanhaayi Palti Hai Bas Yaad Saath Hai Teri Yaad Saaath Hai - 3 Main Jahaan Rahoon Main Kahin Bhi Hoon Teri Yaad Saaath Hai Kahin To Dil Mein Yaadon Ki Ek Suli Gad Jaati Hai Kahin Har Ek Tasveer Bhahut Hi Dhondhali Pad Jati Hai Koi Nayi Duniya Ke Naye Rango Mein Khush Rehta Hai Koi Sab Kuch Paake Bhi Yeh Mann Hi Mann Kehta Hai Kehne Ko Saath Apane Ek Duniya Chalti Hai Per Chhupke Is Dil Mein Tanhaayi Palti Hai Bas Yaad Saath Hai Teri Yaad Saaath Hai - 3 Kahin To Beete Kal Ki Jadein Dil Mein Hi Utar Jaati Hai Kahin Jo Dhage Tute To Malaayen Bhikar Jaati Koi Dil Mein Jagah Nayi, Baaton Ke Liye Rakhta Hai Koi Apni Palko Par Yaadon Ke Diye Rakhta Hai Kehne Ko Saath Apane Ek Duniya Chalti Hai Per Chhupke Is Dil Mein Tanhaayi Palti Hai Bas Yaad Saath Hai Teri Yaad Saaath Hai - 3 |
Posted in Love.
– February 10, 2009