SOME FACTS OF FUN
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Life will be no struggle
If you are next to me
Friends we’ll be forever
There is no mystery
I knew it from the moment
I met you on life’s way
Friendship for each other
Began that very day
Knew that you were special
Felt it deep inside
Heart all warm and fuzzy
Standing by your side
Need me don’t you worry
I’ll always be right there
Each storm in life that gathers
We’ll make them disappear
How lucky that I met you
I’ll remember it so clear
With every day that passes by
So glad to have you near
Friendships of a lifetime
They come your way and then
For every day that comes along
Our path begins again.
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Hey sweet gal, this another unique one…….hahahaha……………
great one ..
really nice stuff
U deserve a Ph D in Romantic Mathematics……………..Dear Dr Antara.
Nice Dear
A warm hug to say you are caring !
Learn mathematics again from you.
Nice mathematics………even of romance
hmm…. thanx for this post antara. nice to see ur post after a long break. as usual ur post is very good to read and romantic toooo :)))
Very Good ! A good Bolg.Your maths was really fantastic.The others were also very good. Congs !