Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he’s good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
“Taxes drove me to my doom!”
And when he’s gone,
We won’t relax,
We’ll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable T ax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell ‘POLITICIANS !’
And I still have to press
1 for English.
I hope this goes around THE
USA at least 100 times
What the heck happened???? ?
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It was no accident me finding you
Someone had a hand on it
Long before we ever knew
Now I just can’t believe you’re in my life
Heaven’s smiling down on me
As I look at you tonight
I tip my hat to the keeper of stars
He sure knew what he was doing
When he joined these two hearts
I hold everything
When I hold you in my arms
I’ve got all I’ll ever need
Thanks to the keeper of stars.
Soft moonlight on ur face, oh how you shine
It takes my breath away
Just to look into your eyes
I know I don’t deserve a teasure like you
There really are no words
To show my gratitude.
So I tip my hat to the keeper of the stars.
He sure knew what he was doing
When he joined these two hearts
I hold everyhting
When I hold you in my arms
I’ve got all I’ve ever need
Thanks to the keeper of stars.
It was no accident me finding you
Someone had a hand on it
Read this.
It is a 99.95% challenge that; u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage.
Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed.
The couple upon seeing that, said, “We wish we were on that bus” Why do u think they said that?
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If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed..!!!
Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help others……
Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting.
As Uncle Sam says “We can have Results or Reasons”.
CHOICE IS OURS!!!!!!!! !!!
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A WIFE IS A WIFE I TELL U………………..AGREED???? A Wife is a wife, no matter who you are!! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I SACH HAI NA??? MAI KOI POST LIKHU AUR WOO BINA PYAR K KAISE PURA HO SAKTA HAI……HAI NA..!!!!
2. With stress comes pent-up feelings. Learn how to express these creatively and get them off your chest.
3. Accept the fact that some things can’t be changed.
4. Limit major life changes to as few as possible in any one year.
5. Resolve all resentments immediately.
6. Make time for rest and relaxation … get sufficient sleep.
7. Watch your diet and eating habits.
8. Maintain a regular physical exercise program.
9. Ultimately, however, we need to learn to trust our life to God in all circumstances.
Duje hi pal mein khafa ho jaate hai…
Khatti-Meethi Nok Jhok se…
Hum ek duje ka dil behlate hai…
Kya iska hee naam Pyaar hai?
Unke saath yeh duniyaa bhari si lagti…
Unke bina ajeeb sa sunapan hai…
Durr sahi unka saath muje hai mehsoos hota…
Baat na hone se Virana hai..
Kya iska hi naam Pyaar hai?
Pal pal muje wo hai satate…
Mujhe hi yaad karte hai har pal..
phir bhi hai kyun itna itraate…
Kabhi khushi tou kabhi ghum hai…
Kya iska hi naam Pyaar hai?
Pyaar hum dono ek duje se karte…
Larai ke mamle mein bhi aage hai rehte..
Pyaar bhi larai bhi hai…
Nazdikiyaan - Tanhai bhi hai..
Kya iska hi naam Piyaar hai?
Ek duje ke bina ek pal bhi na reh paate..
phir bhi larne ke baad dono hai itraate..
Ek duje ki ghalti mauf karna hai humne seekha
Haan isika naam tou pyaar hai…
excellent post..very well written..politics seems to be a four letter word…
nice one … after tax thing the others were truly relaxing … hope to get more from your end.
regards
“wow” it really felt good like a fresh air, hope to read more
welcome
Great Taxing Post
Wow…a totally different blog altogether…………Unique one………….
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Hello
antra
welcome back with nice heart touchig write up keep it up
Welcome Antara………I missed u so much.
Ur post is nice. Luckily there is no tax 4 friendship.
very good,Welcome Antara
as usaul ur post is nice to read
Welcome back dear Antara!
Welcome Back Dear Friend
welcome back
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