Ways to harass women
Based on observations, I have come up with some ways how to harass women -
Staring - A good hard cold stare is a good way to harass a woman, she starts jittering about her security and that weird guy over there. This might be a very good technique if see a women alone in a fully filled restaurant and you arrive with a bunch of rats in your stomach. The hunger inside you will add up to the coldness of your stare, you might be staring at her food, trying to savour but all that woman will care is that you are staring at her, sure enough you’ll get her seat soon.
Stalking - Another nice way to harass a woman, keep on following her anywhere. Occasionally pass her though, else she will call someone for help. But for the rest of the time, you can follow her safely. A good technique to be used by husbands whose wives shop a lot and spend a lot. Hire someone to stalk her in the market and she will run away to her safe house, less money spent this way. But women shop online also and through tv also, you’ll have to find different ways to monitor that.
Grab her purse - Don’t touch the woman, just grab her purse. She will fight to death over it, she has all her possessions of the world in that big purse. You have to be a muscular man to try that and harass women. If you are meek, then the 10 kg bag will simply be pulled off and will come on your head, expect nothing less than a big bump. Maybe a knock on the nose will follow. But if you wish to understand a woman and have failed terribly in that, a peek in that big bag is a must.
Pass compliments - Of course not the one saying that you look beautiful or ugly. Those are passe now. Start with her haircut. Call it ugly. Or her dressing sense. Call it out of fashion. Call it cheap. Maybe her bag. Call it a heavier than a dozen bricks. Or her shoes. Call them buggy. This can be a really good time to use your imagination and come up with really good adjectives 
And call it loud, so that at least she hears it and her friends and 10 strangers also. Say it all with a smile.
Pretend you can’t hear her - When she is talking to you, about anything, pretend to be more interested in the line of ants on the floor and ignore her. Within a few minutes (yes it will take that much time for women to realise that) she will start screaming and yanking out her hair. Be out of arm’s length or it will be your hair which will be yanked out. Be prepared for the question - What is wrong with you? All you need to do is smile. Don’t make a mistake of opening your mouth.
Happy Women’s Day to all of you. And before the daggers come out, use your head.
This is applicable to both men and women, to be used by both men and women 
