Laugh it out
Q. Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.
Two Sardars walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!”
About five minutes later, another Sardar walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.
Finally, another Sardar walks in with what looks like a picture.
He puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others, “51 days! 51 days!!
The Bartender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Puzzle.
He walks over to one of the Sardar and asks, “What on earth are you doing??”
“Well,” the Sardar says, “everyone thinks Sardar are so stupid, so we proved them wrong.
On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!
Santa Singh died and went to heaven.
When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Santa thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.
But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?”
Santa replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc….”
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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With this post, I take a break from blogging for some time interval.
I don’t know when I’ll be able to write another post.
I am making a lot of minor adjustments in my life that won’t leave me any time for writing.
I would continue to visit ilands and read all your stuff, so keep scribbling 
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