As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink1 liter of water each day,at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification processof boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:Water = Poop,Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:I’m doing it as a public service!
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nice posting with great massage
Thanks for the public awareness, how nice it would be if we could have municipal lines for beer and wine too… :-))
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Dil ko samjhane ke liye Galib khyal accha hai.. bahut accha.
nice posting
A really encouraging one Nitin! What a great benevolent job u r doing!
lagey raho munna bhai…janta ko educate karney mein…
fine way…..
still i am smiling not laughing. thanks for sharing.
hahaha….good hai….