Corporate lessons

CORPORATE LESSON #1

Usually the junior executives and staff of the company generally play
football; the middle level managers are more interested in tennis and the top
management usually has a preference for Golf.



MORAL OF THE STORY: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in
size.





CORPORATE LESSON # 2

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and
important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing
work?”

“Certainly, Sir” said the young executive. He turned the machine
on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared
inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”



MORAL OF THE STORY- Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.






CORPORATE LESSON # 3

There were these 4 guys, Russian
President Putin, Germany
's Chancellor Kohl, America
’s Dictator Bush and French Premiere Chirac who found this small genie
bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4
guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, 'Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I
will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you
shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come
true.”

The French Premiere Chirac wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,
jumped and shouted WINE”. The pool immediately changed into a pool of
wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian President Putin turn, he did the same and shouted,
'VODKA” and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, “BEER”. He was so
contented with his beer pool.

The last is America
's Randy. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana
peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, “SHIT!!!!!!! ………
“



MORAL OF THE STORY: Mind your language, you never know what it will land
you in.