Archive for the ‘Fantasy’ category

ONLY THEN WILL WE BE FREE.

August 29th, 2008

Mr. Kishore asthana says; imagine Draupadi as the human body. The Pandavas, the five senses, are wedded to it. Their first cousins, a hundred in number, the kaurvas, are present in the form of the tendencies of mind.

Yudhister thinks that he is a good gambler and so would win over kaurvas. The senses also think that they can win over the tendencies of the mind. The pandavas keep gambling till they loose every thing, including them selves and their beloved wife, Draupadi. Like wise, we lose every thing when we gamble with our tendencies, and, like the pandavas, end up in spiritual exile. The body is demeaned, like Draupadi was, and only divine intervention can save it. However, our body doesn't abandon us, even when we lead it in to exile.

If a person has to gain enlightenment he must overcome all the tendencies of the mind, good or bad. These do not have an existence, apart from what we have given them- they are already dead. However, we keep them alive by our own acts, and, by our own acts, we can kill them all. Only then will we be free.

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July 26th, 2007

The one thing over which you have absolute control is your own thoughts. It is this that puts you in a position to control your own destiny. Thomas, Paul G.

COME ON…..

June 18th, 2007

WHAT’S COMMON BETWEEN SKY AND A SKIRT?

THE FOURTH FINGER !!

June 6th, 2007

Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??

Thumb represents parents
Second finger represents brothers & sisters
Center finger represents own self
Fourth finger represents your partner
Last finger represents your children
Really interesting

Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??
Pls follow the below step, really god made this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt)

Firstly, show your palm, center finger bend and put together back to back
Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips
Games begin, follow the shown arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can’t split.?

Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be open because all human does go thru sick and dead. Which are our parents will leave us one day
Please close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too
Now close up your second finger, open up your little finger, this represent your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got there own living to live
Nevertheless, close up your little finger, try to open your fourth finger on which we put our wedding ring; you will be surprised to find that it cannot be open at all. Because it represents husband and wife, this whole life you will be attached to each other (You are locked up J J J ) . . .?

LIQUOR & YOU

June 5th, 2007

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government’s suggestion that the following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

 

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode [been here]

C h e e r s ~ !~!~!…

10 ~ 15 MIN.DAILY

May 28th, 2007

PIMPLE CURE.
HOME REMEDIES.

WASH YOUR FACE ATLEAST TWICE DAILY WITH ROSE WATER OR WARM WATER…

USE ORANGE PEEL, POUND ORANGE PEEL WITH WATER ON A PIECE OF STONE AND APPLY THE PASTE ON FACE FOR 10 ~ 15 MIN. AND THEN WASH OFF…

USE LEMON DAHI, LEMON JUICE / DAHI APPLIED REGULARLY ON FACE DAILY HAS PROVED VERY BENEFICIAL…

USING FENUGREEK(METHI),?APPLY A PASTE OF FRESH FENUGREEK LEAVES OVER THE FACE EVERY NIGHT FOR 10 ~ 15 MIN, AND WASH WITH WARM WATER…

USE GARLIC, CRUSH A COUPLE OF GARLIC CLOVES AND DAB ON THE FACE 1 ~ 2 TIMES A DAY…

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