Ek faqir maangne ke liye masjid ke baahar baitha raha …
sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye …
usey kuch na mila …
woh phir church gaya, phir mandir aur phir gurudware …
lekin usko kissi ne kuch na diya …
aakhir ek maikhane ke baahar aakar baith gaya ..
jo sharabi nikalta uske katorey mein kuch daal deta …
uska katora noton se bhar gaya ..
faqir bola, “wah mere khuda… !!
rahtey kahaan ho aur address kahaan ka dete ho …. ”
this is emailed to me by my daughter in law,,,,,,,,heheeee
Hi Friends, i have been tagged by NIVIA,,,my friend who is a bit of perfectionist and believes in spreading love, wisdom and affections all around. ….don’t know if at all any one is there on this i land who is not inflicted by her mesmerism’s…. THANKS 2. If you could have one dream come true which one would it be? if a dream of mine is to come true then i will like, let there be a place where i can serve and stay with helpless and lonely feeling people. i wish i could manage and arrange for a shelter home where parents feeling let down may find peace and comforts. Is there any person, at whose face you wanted to throw your 4. What would you do with a billion dollars? bring a few people together and construct an old age home, 6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone? I believe blessed are those who are being loved, and fortunate are those who have some one to love. 7. How long would you wait for someone you love? wait for the loved one? why, what for to wait, the one whom i love stays in my heart. 8. If the person you like finds someone better than you, what would you do? rounga aur kya rounga apney naseeb ko.woh NIVIA nay kaha hai na…. hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, 9. If you could root for one social cause which one would it be? I will empower women…50 % in all fields specially managing human affairs. 10. What takes you down the fastest? seeing a mighty snatching from a weak. 11. Would you like to have the job you love or love the job you have? will like to have the job i love…but till i find the one, will love the job i have. 13. What kind of person(s) do you think the person who tagged you is/are? NIVIA must be a great mother and a charming lady …… she must be an affectionate and sensitive women..adored and loved by her neighbors she must be. 14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor? single and rich i would prefer to be. 15. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? look for my wife heheeeeee 17. Would you give all in a relationship? yes, why not? 18. What’s eating you now? health of my wife,,, 20.DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE SENTENCE
TO HER FOR PROVIDING ME A CHANCE TO RECHECK MY OWN SELF, AND THUS FIND OUT A BIT OF WHAT EXACTLY I AM?
RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their
blogs and replace .Any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by them.
RULE #Tag more than 10 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot
refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person
whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.
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1. If your lover betrayed you what would your reaction be? A lover never betrays,in case i felt so,will like to know the reason what wrong in me made my lover to betray me and thus feel betrayed.
slippers/sandals/shoes at? yes there are many many, in day to day life, i feel like doing so many a times specially when i find an old person not being given due cares by his/her related ones.
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend? yes for sure i will fall in love with my best friends.
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
12. Darna mana hai… But what is the thing that you fear most?
i fear the fear of unknown,the future…..
16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who would you pick? both………..mother as well as kid
19. why I’m here ? to come across pious souls.
in a sun set time situation…..
I tag ' sunshine,meena,tammana,sandy,lissomlady,SARAH heheeee and of course chandu along with his narad ji……
THANKS ONE AND ALL,,STAY CLOSE STAY LOVING PLEASE.
Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata.. Par yahan future bada bright hai….
malik Ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai,
“Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga…!” Bas isi ummeed mein baitha hoon……..
Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of Today!!!
Subject: Story of a Ghost!!!
Have a Good Laugh :))
Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband shouted, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.”
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door…
A warm voice said, “Come on in.” When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke my window?”
“Uh…yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that,” the husband replied…
“Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I’m a ghost, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for myself…"
“Wow, that’s great!” the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, “I’d like a million dollars a year, for the rest of my life.” “No problem,” said the ghost. “You’ve got it, it’s the least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life!”
“And now you, young lady, what do you want?” the ghost asked. “I’d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,” she said. “Consider it done,” the ghost said. “And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!”
“And now,” the couple asked in unison, “what’s your wish, ghost?”
"Well, since I’ve been trapped=2 0 yrs in that bottle and haven’t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.”
The husband looked at his wife and said, “Honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?” She mulled it over for a few moments and said, “You know, you’re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t mind, but what about you, honey?” “You know I love you sweetheart,” said the husband. “I’d do the same for you!”
So the ghost and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The ghost was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the ghost rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, “How old are you and your husband?” “Why, we’re both 35,” she responded breathlessly.
Ghost smiled
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Really ?
Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in ghosts???
Osama vs Lallu
WHAT DO YOU SAY? COMMENT?
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed the eager salesman.
“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam?”
“There’s no electricity in the house…” said the lady
MORAL: Gather all requirements and resources before working on any project and committing to the client…!!!
No Speaka de English,
Bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
‘Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last a time.’
‘You foul-mouthed, s'x-obsessed swine,’ retorted the lady indignantly. ‘In this country…..we don’t speak aloud in public places about our s 'x lives.’
‘Hey, coola down lady,’ said the man. ‘Who talkin’ abouta s'x?
I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!
‘U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes
and the one u loved
becomes the password of
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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karengey,
na apney bachchon ko karnein dangey.
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an
Expiry date and Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani
hogi utna sir chad kay bolaegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehtey hain?
Kyon ki shaadi kay baad saare gum to husband ke hissay mein aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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He opens the first door and Bill sees Newt Gingrich hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says “oh no. That’s not how I want to spend eternity…”
The Devil then shows him what is behind door #2. There is Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says, “Nope. Not for me.”
The Devil then opens door #3. Behind it is Kenneth Starr (he exposed
Bill says, “Hmmm. Looks ok to me. I’ll take it!”
The Devil then says “Good….. Hey Monica, you’ve been replaced…”
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