1993 january! On a chilly winter morning, I boarded the A/c chair car coach of the karnavati express, was traveling to surat.i was 31, just returned from Saudi Arabia, was excited that I had an interview call from a fairly known instrumentation company, more important, the vacancy was for the post of an asst manager sales! dreamt of growth…. As I occupied my seat, the interview blues had set in, making my heartbeats more random than their usual self.
Surprisingly it took me a full five minutes to realize that my seat was at the center of the coach, and there was a row of seats facing me. And a further few seconds for it to sink in, that directly opposite me, was a lady. A food tray separated us. Hmmm breakfast could be the ice breaking point maybe, I said to myself. This lady was in her late thirties probably, had a very dignified and refined look. Even while she was sitting, I could judge, she was roughly the same height as me, 5-7! Wearing a crisp black cotton saree with a contrasting 2 inch sky blue border! a very unusual color combination, but the combined hue enhanced her extra bright hazel eyes. I have seldom come across hazel eyes, they hypnotize you instantly dont they?
Especially when they belong to a stunning lady ..I was sort of so much in awe of her eyes, that I almost didn’t notice her flawless wheatish complexion, had it not been for the sleeveless blouse she wore! And I always admire women who wear a permanent half smile, it makes them look so much more confident. That half smile was exceedingly infectious, and had already started to permeate my senses. Thank god I was sitting, otherwise she would probably notice me going weak in the knees. And sadly for me, she was sitting, so there was no way of instantly knowing that she had a graceful body to overshadow all her endowments I have mentioned above!
What I haven’t mentioned is the perfect symmetry of a face that she was gifted with. I thought to myself, if she was a teacher, and teaching the concept of symmetry to her class, all she had to do was to tell them to observe her face carefully, and the students would never forget in their lives what was meant by symmetry!
After a careful preliminary observation, I sort of relaxed back in my chair, closing my eyes for a few seconds, trying to see if I could recollect her face later, when I wanted to, and as I saw her face in front of me, with my eyes closed, I smiled to myself! Why only surat, I wish I was traveling all the way upto the southern most tip of the country. Rarely does one have a goddess like entity as a co passenger!! I have been always surrounded by 60 plus years old fat grannies, and this was such a refreshing and welcome change. It almost made me dizzy.
As she looked out of the window, she gave me a fleeting glance, that first interlocking of eyes for the briefest of a moment finally happened. butterflies all over my body….Hmmmm the connectivity had been established. All that was needed was to attempt and make a strong connection, and I had 2 full hours with me, till I reached surat. Why did I feel so strongly that as she looked out of the window, she was probably thinking of me? I always feel that way with all attractive women! Once again I smiled to myself, and our eyes met once again, this time for an extended version of a fleeting moment. Cool ! I started looking for the pantry guy, as breakfast was the right time to break the ice I thought.
As I started to initiate a warm, and wonderful, yet imaginary dream chat with her, in my mind, a middle aged guy, who had just walked in from the adjoining coach, approached her, carrying a ticket in his hand, and said something to her. She then saw her ticket, had a look at his ticket, and got up, expressing a soft apology to this guy, took her bag, and coolly walked to the adjoining coach! She was in the wrong coach!
And I felt as if I was in the center of the gobi desert, with a carton of empty bisleri bottles
a paradise lost!
Posted in Fantasy.
– February 27, 2009
Pink Chaddi Pvt Ltd!
This post is fictitious, a lighter take on the recent happenings in our country. I do not mean any offence/disrespect to any individual, group, caste, community, or religion.
While returning from the recently concluded chemtech exhibition in Mumbai, where we had a booth, I shared a coolcab with a middle aged gentleman, from dadar to pune. A few minutes into the journey, and we got talking.
Me: hello, I am annand
He: hello annandjee, I am kewal. Kewal chaddiramani .oops chandiramani! Sorry (laughing) ever since I started this business venture, I blurt out this surname!
Me: what business venture?
He: well, I started a firm called pink chaddi pvt ltd!
Me: (wide eyed) what? pink chaddi???? Ofcourse I can understand pvt ltd, because chaddi is something private and one has limited numbers too. Ha ha ha!
He: you got sense of humorous, annandbhai
Me: you mean humour, oh yeah, I love to have extra laughs all the time!. But why this crazy name?
He: well, the name suits the crazier things happening in India, doesn't it? And personally, I also enjoy seeing the lighter side of life. When I saw that these womens' group collecting pink chaddis, I sensed a business opportunity. So now I manufacture demo grade pink chaddis at my mfg unit. A no frill chaddi .(winks!)
Me: do you see this business flourishing kewaljee?
He: flourishing? Its booming already! Bar girls association of Mumbai wants to buy a large number, with black bands (to protest), they are planning a huge morcha on the secretariat in Mumbai soon, and they want to use flags made out of these chaddis, novel idea na?
Me: wow! I don't belive this
He: some afghan womens organization has also ordered, they want to demonstrate against the Taliban, for bringing out demeaning laws against women in that country.
Further I also plan to export to sri lanka, Nepal, burma, and Singapore. You can log onto pinkchaddi.com for more info about us.
Me: why Singapore? That is a liberal country
He: hahaha yes it is, well for Singapore, those women are keen as they want to wear it as a status symbol, and flaunt them openly sometimes! Some of them are so liberal, that they could be using a chaddi for the first time he he he!
Me: wowowow since I am into sales & marketing, are you planning some ad campaigns?
He: ofcourse, things are happening on that front too, you will see our ads soon, with a punchline: "pink chaddi, tode mardon ki haddi!" don't look for a pun here annand bhai ha ha ha!!
Me: you seem know the business well kewaljee
He: yes one has to, if I have to excel, I have also registered 3 names with the motion pictures association. I know once my chaddis become popular, someone will want to produce a movie, and then I want royalty on the names too.
Me: am curious to know the names kewaljee
He: 3 names! "chaddi mein hulchul", "chameli ki chaddi", and "senapati chaddi mein bhaaga"
Me: ha ha ha! Hats off to you sir, this is unbelievable and hilarious!
He: I have ambitious plans annandbhai, I want my name on BSE, and NASDAQ one day! You just wait and I will make it happen!
Me: I believe you kewaljee, anything can happen in a chaddi, especially if its pink!
He: ha ha ha, hey anandbhai, how about a stop at the food mall, we are approaching one.
Me: of course! I have an annual contract with the food mall , lets take a break
Posted in Blogs.
– February 18, 2009
Brida, will you be mine?
as the sun gently went down, lowering itself languidly over the horizon, bidding farewell to the rustle and bustle of the earth, sliding into the deep chism, to rest its sizzling molten form for the next 12 hours or so, she came towards me, tiptoed rather, to sizzle up the otherwise cold and chilly night!
she wore the saree which i had got her from my last trip to kolkata, a crisp cotton, lavish fabric, jet black in color, with an inch of bright saffron border, i remember deciding on that particular saree, the very second the sales girl had shown it to me. so much so that it brought a half smile on her face, she probably had never come across a customer who decided on a saree so fast!
i cudnt believe my eyes as i saw my jaan, a deliberate and lazy sway in her walk, she loved to drape the saree just to expose the upper half of her navel, i always asked how she managed such clinical and precise exposure, and her reply everytime was, ” theres a lot more i can manage my prince, you just wait…..”! a sleeveless blouse accentuated her milky white skin, her bare shoulders inviting me, slowly preparing me to lure into submission.
as i smiled at her, gazing at her endearingly graceful feline form, a million stars exploded in my mind, ecstacy had begun to set in, what a night it was going to be, i thought to myself. as i rested myself on the edge of the bed, my head against the pillows, she came and stood besides me, pressing her tummy gently against my face, i could smell the wild lavender fragrance, soaps are a boon to mankind arent they?as i rubbed my nose against her creamy flesh, she began to tickle my eyes and ears, with one end of the saree, i just let it be, goose bumps had taken control of my body now. my mind and heart had slowly began to immerse in a wild process of intoxication.
soon i held her hand, and wrested away the saree end, holding it tight, and she at once swirled away, gliding away from me, in a few neat circles, reaching the other end of the room, before i could realise, the saree had come off, lying lazily on the floor now.
she stood there, resting against the wall, her naughty gaze throwing an invitation at me. i slowly made my way towards her, and gently lifted her in my arms, and with careful steps, so as not to let her slip, i walked back to my bed, the moment i lowered her on the bed, she wrapped herself around me, forcing me down…
“brida!” i said, into her ears, i could feel her earlobes had turned warm, and could also feel her breath shift a gear higher….”brida….will you be mine?”
“i have no time for words dear”, she cooed into me…….
i saw the moon from the window, a radiant smile on its face, signalling us to unite, the night was ours……
Posted in Fantasy.
– February 12, 2009
someday, Gopalbhai might pay!
I distinctly remember it was a December night. As baroda is at its chilliest best in December, with night temperatures hovering around 10 degrees, and dropping at times to as low as 7 or 8 degrees. I was coming back from my second shift. I was in IPCL, then, my first job. The company bus, dropped us at the southern main gate of the township, from where I had to walk about just a km and half, to reach home.
I decided to take a short cut, crossed through the stadium ground, and went around the stands. From here I had to reach the club, which was across the road at the end of the stands, and from there another 5 mins and I would be home.
The entire stretch of about 100 metres of narrow road behind the stands, was sort of eerie, with almost 5 feet tall shrubage growing on one side of the road, and only one dimly lit tubelight to provide some relief, to less fearless people like me, especially on dark no-moon nights, which it was incidentally. I attributed this co-incidence to murphy's law, smiled at myself, and started to walk, humming "pal pal dil ke paas " to keep me some company! I was halfway down this narrow road, when I heard footsteps behind me. A bit nervous, I turned back to see a tall and lean man, limping slightly, walking towards me. In a flash, I had images of all those limping guys, from those suspense flicks, thanks to Hitchcock, Ramsay and the likes. A bit anxious and tense, I hastened my steps, and was shocked to see over my shoulders, that he did the same too. Now I was scared, and almost broke into a run, and a hanuman chalisa, at the same time! And then I heard him call me, "anandbhaaaaaai !" a guy from the horror movies, knows my name too??? I stopped, and gathered some courage, and decided to check him out.
As he neared me, I was surprised to see it was Gopalbhai, our gardener! Gopalbhai, was with us for last almost 20 years, and knew me since I was a baby literally. He was almost like family, doing other odd jobs for us as well. I asked him what was he doing at this hour? He told me that he just wanted to meet me, was going home late, saw me cross the ground, and so came after me. He said " anandbhai , I am sorry I am not able to return the 600 rupees that I had borrowed from you last month". I was amused, and told him that it was ok and he need not bother about it, and this was neither the place, nor the time, to mention that. But he somehow expressed his regret at not being able to return the amount on time, and said sorry repeatedly. I finally told him not to bother much, and go home, and pay me back whenever he had the money.
Saying this, I continued on my way, and saw him turning back too, it was then that I recognised his familiar limp.Wondering as to why gopalbhai was so repentant today, and that too at this strange hour, at not being able to pay on time, I didn't realize when I reached home. I rang the doorbell to find my father open the door. He was wrapped in a towel, just out of the bathroom. Ii queried “baba! How come you are having a bath at this hour? Its almost close to midnight!”
With a sombre face, he replied " I just came back from the funeral. Our gopalbhai expired this morning
Posted in Personal.
– February 8, 2009