Andy Rooney’s Comments on Women Over 30
This is for all you girls 30 years and over…. and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30’s…AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!…This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says……:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
- A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.
- If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.
- A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 care what you might think about her or what she’s doing.
- Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
- Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
- A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.
- Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
- A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
- Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
- Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot
woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free’. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
The post is a cut paste, so I thought lets add something original, and added the sketch. My son doesn't like to colour, [all the colouring books has been a waste with him] so its just a sketch on the reverse side of a waste piece of paper :))
Posted in Humour.
By JustAnotherChildOfGOD
– June 28, 2008
Superb…………thanks for sharing
“Of course, if you deserve it, they won”t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.”
Hehehe! Too Good
Srinivasan Parthasarathy :About your protest ..the post I believe is about how thoughts of women transform with age and not exactly about men. And since it has lots of humour put to it certain things are exaggerated. I do not know whether most men look at women as sex toys but I do believe that a number of them do not have much respect for the women as regards the intellect and capabilities of women and look down upon them as weak, ignorant and dependent. This applies to a lot many mens” pre-conceived notions about their own partners. On one side where we have our new breed of educated compassionate men who share household chores with their partners, on the other side there still remains a large breed of the other species.
i missed it earlier…nice one and the original sketch from ur little one looks good too
It’’s a good post. Though I may not agree with all that is said, I do accept that my new friendships with 30+ are far matured than younger ones. But I would like to lodge a protest about the way the men are painted in the blog - as if all the men look at women as sex toys. That kind of men are not the majority.
very nice one …….original piece
I did not read it ealier…. it is really a nice one…. I liked it !
Its an interesting post…..though its cut & paste.
really good
I”ve read this one before, but I can relate to it (since I”m past 30 :)))…. Your son draws well, it seems like some of the figures are about to move :)))
Great.. I have seen you with heavy topics.. this was a real change..
Good one…! Very Interesting! Keep posting !
Hahaha… liked the joke written in the end of the post… enjoyed reading the whole post..
Oh gr8!!
I loved this one..
thnx.
Thats really hilarious!
awesome post. loved it
awesome post. loved it
its not hilarious.its true….very true!
Now the last line…that’’s hilarious :))) Enjoyed the post