Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, “I’m tired, and it’s getting late. I think I’ll go to bed.” She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day’s lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag. Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails. Dad called out, “I thought you were going to bed.” “I’m on my way,” she said. She put some water into the dog’s dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. “I’m going to bed.” And he did…without another thought. Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer…? ‘CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL……. (and they can’t die sooner, they still have things to do) Send this to five phenomenal women today…they’ ll love you for it! And Forward this to as many men as you can so that they know why women are so special ………! God’s very own creation!
Without “.M.A.R.A.T.H.I.” ye desh nahi chal sakta …. Because, MARATHI means M = MTNL. A = AIRTEL. R = RELIANCE. A = AIRCEL. T = TATA. H = HUTCH. I = IDEA. . Aaple Network Purna Bharatat aahe. * - “JAI MAHARASHTRA” - *
THIS POEM WAS NOMINATED BY UN When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
he might have never discovered America….. do u knw y???? Because he would have to answer: Where are you going? Who are you going with? What are you going to discover? Why only you? What shall I do when you are not here? Can I also come? When are you coming back? Are you coming back for Dinner? Most importantly: What will you bring for me? Atlast his answer would be: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr…I am not going anywhere… ok???!!!
A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he'saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It'was addressed ‘Dad’.
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter'with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Saim because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I’ve been finding real passion with Saim and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you’ll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.
But it’s not only the passion Dad, I’m pregnant and Saim said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even'though Saim is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn’t so old these days'is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn’t tand in the'way of our relationship, don’t you agree? Saim has a great CD'collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of'firewood for the whole winter.
It’s true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he’ll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too.
Saim taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and he’ll be
growing it for us and we’ll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science'will find a cure for AIDS so Saim can get better; he sure deserves'it!!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know'your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters ‘PTO’. Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card that’s in my desk centre drawer.
Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home..
THIS IS TO SAY THANKS TO ALL MY FRIENDSYOU HAVE ALL GIVEN ME VERY GOOD SUGGESTION I WILL KEEP UP WITH A GOOD HEALTHY DIET AND AS MR. PARMAR SUGGESTED I WILL JOIN ” ART OF LIVING ” I WISH ALL MY FRIENDS A VERY VERY HEALTHY LIFE
HI FRIENDSI AM 46 YEARS BUT TODAY I WITNESSED SLIGHT PAIN IN MY HEART. I VISITED DOCTOR - HE TOLD ME THE USUAL GOLDEN RULES - REDUCE UR WEIGHT !!!! I AM NOT VERY FAT BUT HOW TO REDUCE ? I ALREADY TAKE EXERCISE I DONT REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT TO DO ? DON’T CONSUME FRIED DISHES ? BUT FRANKLY HOW MANY TIMES DO WE EAT FRIED DISHES ? I HAVEN’T HAD SAMOSA OR WADA FOR PAST 6 MONTHS. OK IF U HAVE ANY EXER, TO REDUCE WIGHT PLEASE TELL ME YES DOCTOR ALSO SAID “GYM ” NEVER HELPS BECAUSE TODAY U WILL REDUCE AND AFTER FEW DAYS U WILL BE EVEN FATTER. SO FRIENDS PLEASE HELP ME SUGGEST FOOD , EXERCISE AND ANY OTHER METHOD TO REDUCE
