Learn a new language simply by reading
this email
“TENJOOBERRYMUDS”…
By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”…
In order to continue getting-by in Canada (our home land), we all need to
learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following
conversation until you are able to understand the term
“TENJOOBERRYMUDS”.
With
a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes…
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe
you as a hotel guest and call for room-service somewhere in Our Home and Native Land…….
Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed
room-service.”
Room Service: “ Rye. Roon sirbees…morrin! Joow
ish to oddor sunteen???”
Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon
and eggs.”
Room Service: “Ow July den?”
Guest:
“…..What??”
Room Service: “Ow July den?!?… pryed, boyud,
poochd?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry.. scrambled, please.”
Room Service: “Ow July dee baykem?
Crease?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”
Room Service: “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”
Guest:
“What?”
Room Service: “An toes. July Sahn toes?”
Guest: “I…. don’t think so.”
RoomService: “No? Judo wan sahn toes???”
Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I d
on’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”
RoomService: “Toes! Toes!…Why Joo don Juan
toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”
Guest: “Oh, English muffin!!! I’ve got it! You
were saying ‘toast’… Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
RoomService: “We bodder?”
Guest: “No, just put the bodder on the
side.”
RoomService:
“Wad?!?”
Guest: “I mean butter… just put the butter on
the side.”
RoomService: “Copy?”
Guest: “Excuse me?”
RoomService: “Copy…tea.. meel?”
Guest:
“Yes. Coffee, please… and that’s everything.”
RoomService: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease
baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy … rye??”
Guest: “Whatever you say.”
RoomService: “Tenjooberrymuds. .”
Guest: “You’re welcome”
Remember
I said “By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
‘TENJOOBERRYMUDS’ “……and you do, don’t you!
And you thought you didn't speak a
foreign language
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Posted in MISCHIEF.
By Madhuri Chabukswar
– September 4, 2009
quite intresting…
ahaaaaaaaaa!!! liked it.
nice one….
hum……………..thnx for teaching..keep teaching teacherji