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WASHINGTON
POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC
FIRST LINE, BUT THELEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE
This is the winner:-



My
darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,

Marrying you screwed up my life.



I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming.



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.



I thought that I could love no other –

that is until I met your brother.



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so
is your head.



I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don’t take that paper bag off your face.



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes –

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!



My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?



My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe “’Go to hell.†‘



What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts tequila, one part lime



 





Posted in Love.

By Madhuri Chabukswar – October 23, 2009


15 Responses

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  1. parthasarathi basu says

    Boys you can laugh your lung out…. be ready explosion is awaited somewhere else!

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  2. parthasarathi basu says

    Boys you laugh here! But ready for a big explosion!

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  3. Aameen Khan says

    superb………….hahaaahh.

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  4. RAJEEV GARG says

    good…..Thanks for sharing…….

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  5. RAJEEV GARG says

    good…..Thanks for sharing…….

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  6. RAJEEV GARG says

    good…..Thanks for sharing…….

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  7. RAJEEV GARG says

    good…..Thanks for sharing…….

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  8. RAJEEV GARG says

    good…..Thanks for sharing…….

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  9. RAJEEV GARG says

    good…..Thanks for sharing…….

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  10. RAJEEV GARG says

    good…..Thanks for sharing…….

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  11. RAJEEV GARG says

    good…..Thanks for sharing…….

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  12. sanjay arora says

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, wonderful, you really made me laugh.

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  13. prasad says

    wow…very nice post madhu

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  14. Shivendra Mohan Singh says

    hahahhahahaha…..wonderful post….

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  15. snehal says

    very intresting….enjoyed it

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