It is no dream story.hold your breath;I am  going to share  my experience in  KBC with  SRK  as I was in the hot seat otherday.i was really excited  as it could turn my fortune & change my carrer.yes I was eagerly awaiting this moment since long.

SRK  was in my opposite chair.with a smile SRK  put the 14^th  question to me :I had already Rs 6,40,000|- in my kitty;but  to reach the goal  I have to take risk.so the all important question was ' who was the first governer general of rbi '?if I could answer this correctly rs 1,00,000,00 \- will be mine.but I had no idea.i used my last life line.the " FLIP".  Before asking the next question SRK  asked me what shall I do if I get one crore ?as usual I thumbled ,but still I just uttered some lines which was rehershalled  several times before facing the session."I shall invest all the money in agricultural project in my village ,I shall do some charity,give some percentage to sarkar(I  really mean incometax).SRK  nodded  & with a smile came the question "from which state of india maximum number of farmers have done sucide in recent past" ? I was confused whether it was andhrapradesh or maharastra ?

Bcoz to both the state pm had gone and announced huge compansession.suddenly without thinking what will happen,I gave the answer.maharastra.it was incorrect. I was really feeling pity on myself.i could have waited for some time or ask for another clue ?

Now all of you will scold me as why did I answer foolishly  ?I could have walk out with 50 lakhs saying "mujhe gale lagao SRK' ? but I really did not have that option.even the safe Rs 6,40,000 | - I was talking is really my savings  and some amount deposited by my friends in my account  , so that I could get a loan of Rs one crore(1,00,000,000) from the financial  company( !).opps !

Did I tell  here KBC 'stands for Kissan Bikas Company ltd & SRK  was ' sai ravi kumar'  the manager of the financial company  ?

POSITIVE OUTCOME of "NITHARI KILLING"

Ummh!surprised ?what the  hell could be there to be called as positive,when such guerlsome,merciless killing has occurred ?yes it is there.just hold your breath.no it is not the infamous building where all these alleged killing took place, it is something else.

1)to get theremains of body the police,cbi  & other authorities like dda,munipality have dug & searched the drain several times.can you tell me any drain in India being cleaned so many tines in such a span of time ?atleast the people of that area have need not think for another one year or bother for next rain  .so you guys if you have any choked drain,unclean drain or subway ,just collect some animal bones (but donot kill anybody ,get the free ones from road side) and throw them near the place you want to to be cleaned.take some photos & and call some reporter & police .just see what action they will take.or just tell you doubt another serial killer is around your area .(donot go personally to cop station,just call from out side).your drain will be cleaned in no time.

2)in matter of two months the real estate price of nithari village  adjesent to gurgaon which was in crores,now has come to mere lakhs due to bad publicity.soo, you clever guys got any clue ?

3) the poor labours living there for years have all got ration crads,photo id cards and all the basic amenities which was a dream for them.

4)except the death due to aeroplane accident where does a common man(kins of the dead person)gets this kind of huge compansetion ?(no derogatory intention for the dead ones,hope they are in heaven)

now tell me ,nithari killing have any positive side or not ?tomorrow you will hear that police,politicians & buerocrats are having a nexus for this incedence?is not it funny that our system can have a go at any thinh\everything ?

{THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN PURPOSE}

"A SON IS SON TILL HE GETS HIS WIFE

BUT; A DAUGHTER IS A DAUGHTER FOR ENTIRE

YOUR LIFE."

SO THOSE WHO THINKS DAUGHTERS ARE BURDEN,PLEASE THINK AGAIN.

What you say ilanders ?

Dear   ilanders

 HAPPY  REPUBLIC  DAY TO ALL.  NO MATTER  HOW WE CELEBRATE THE DAY,PLEASE SEE  NONE OF US DERESPECT  THE  TRICOLOUR.BCOZ  AFTER CELEBRATION  IT IS SEEN THAT PEOPLE ARE THROWING NATIONAL FLAG ON THE ROAD,WALKING ON IT OR THROWING IT IN GARBAGE.IT IS REALLY SHAMEFUL & PATHETIC.LET US HOLD OUR HEAD HIGH  & SALUTE  IT & TEACH  THE SAME  TO OTHERS.

{SOUNDS  LITTLE  POLITICAL ;IGNORE IT.JUST THINK YOURSELF.BEST WISHES}

OTHER SIDE  OF CHAPPEL'S SLAP STORY.

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• By this time biranchi maharana has become a celebrity.the infamous slap to chapel at bhubaneswar has put him into limelight.every news paper, tv channels has  covered extensively and given him fame.( it is too tempting  for  others to repete the same kind of act).
• Now let us disscus  some fonnier side of this issue.
• 1)chapel now calculating the number of states from where  no player is included in national team(ohh! Too many slap to come)
• 2)he can term it as racial abuse, as attack is only on a white man.
• 3)if it was a reply to chappel's finger gesture at eden, then what is stored for ponting,warne &macgrath ?
• 4)rumor is that chapel has complained to bcci that ganguly  was behind this attack. Inturn  bcci is verifying  whether dalmiya has any hand in it ?
• 5)dalmiya is asking for a cbi probe and has requested to see whether irfan,kaif, sehwag has any link in this matter( as they were dropped) ?
• 6)ganguly  says it shows chapel is a very bad player of short pitch ball & does not knows how to duck,orelse he could have avoided the slap.so how can  chapel teach players ( like ganguly ofcourse)to play \ avoid bouncers ?
• 7)it is rumored  that ganguly's fans have collected lakhs of rupees for reward to this man in orissa.one road may be renamed after him by cm of west Bengal.
• 8)biranchi maharana is synosore of all eyes,he will definitely win a  local election in orissa or a MP seat from west Bengal.
• 9)now don't ask me who will give surety &  bails this man  out of jail ?did   u  tell sourav ganguly ?u naughty; so similar thoughts  of all ilanders !
• {p.s-  this slap issue is really regrettable & uncalled for.this kind of things really brings shame to our country.this kind of unruly,uncivilized actions should be condemned.media  should not give importance to this type of act  .}
• DUE REGARDS  TO EVERYBODY THIS WRITING IS ONLY FOR FUN.
• Comment please.
•   

I am a kite

Flying high above the sky

Above the cloud,arround the the cloud

I want to fly still higher

To catch the sun.

I dance by the tune of wind

Mingle with other kites &

Give complex to the

Tail wagging birds.

I want to paint myself

With the colour of the rainbow,

the whisper of the wind

the touch of the mist

makes me wild

I want to move out of control

From the strings controlled by the

little boy on ground.

As i leap higher & higher

Wish to fly for ever

Never likes to come down to ground.

I talk ,laugh,share my thought

With other kites

Some agree with me,some disagree.

When i decide to say it is too much

to handle & its time to say good bye

i just loosen up myself from

the string

fly on my own direction

in lisure motion without any tention

I see little children running down

i stuck up myself on the tree

Or on a pole,

I peep through the leaves

to see whether anybody

is there to catch me?

I wish to be born as a kite

in my next life. 

BEST wishe to all ilanders & friends.ok,now come to the  topic.you must have heard about all the fuss about shilpa shetty(who !!)don't ask me who she is.don't remember ?ofcourse nowdays she is not seen on films,.now she is a tv artist.opps !don't scold me.you might have seen her on sony tv as danse judge.now she has gone englawood(short form of british tv 'cinema world).now she is appearing on a reality show with celebraty (is she ?) like her.now some body has given some racial comments about her.so whole nation is agile.my quation is is it real ?fact is it is a tv show for which they are being paid handsome amount.it is also a open secret that it is just like a serial,to attract viewers some funny,nasty,lude things are added to the script.have not you seen "bigboss"in sony ?(ofcourse I am also not watching that boring thing).see how satisavitri rakhi sawant(I know u all know her) in that serial is brought back as trp rating of that show gone down.so this is just a cheap publicity for shilpa & the programme.

Here everyday we are racially abused(just tell your wife or girlfriend that dish prepared by her is not eatable or not tasty),but we are stubborn enough to digest what ever it comes,even if we are not paid for that,rather we are paying for that.

If shilpa is really hurt then let her back out of the show.anyhow she has done nice act as per the script,and got the viewers and attentions.stop this rubbish media. WHAT YOU SAY!

Happy makar sankranti\ pongal\ lodi to all ilanders,friends,and bloggers.Hope this will bring added  happiness & pleasure to u & your family.In ANDHRAPRADESH  people celebrate this festival for 4 days.first day i.e today is ‘BHOGI’ ;tomorrow is ’sankranti” followed by kanuwa,mukanawa.on bhogi in the early morning they born campfire & take bath early and celebrate.on sankranti i.e main festival they offer prayers & different items to their ansesters.next two days are for boozing & eating nonveg.being a non telugu i have got plenty invitions from so many friends.hope i have the time to visit.markets here is absolutely jampacked.here really everybody wear new clothes,as purchaging power is quite high.so it is celebration time.hope all our southindian frinds have a gala time.best wishes to all.
Today also the dip day at ardhakumbh at PRAYAG,& last darshan at sabarimalai at kerala.best wishes to all the devotee.For others it is film time &party time or simple lisure time.ENJOY.

Today two guru (s) were released.first one is ofcourse Maniratnam's much awaited Abhisek,Ash starrer movie 'GURU'.Grapevine report is that it has a sizzling item number by Mallika serawat.it is  told film has similarity with 'Dhirubhai ambani' life.In that case mani has to make "guru 'part-2",so that the  famous ambani brother's fight for property can be imortalised on silver screen.

Then come 2^nd "GURU".today (Guru-2 ) navjot singh sidhhu was also released.(from jail).".so This flameboyant,outspoken,propritor of sidhuism & laughter guru definitely will"hojayega suru."Lets  see  who will hit the box office,who will take the lime light,silver screen\small screen .

And guess who will be taken by mani ratnam to do the two ambani brothers role  in  "GURU 'PART '2 " ?Hritwik,Arjun.John abraham,Govinda,Akshya, -  no- no.no, no.It will be non other than "Navjot sidhu & Sekhar suman"
Tell  me what u think ? 

1)LOVE  MAKES MAN -MAD, MARRIGE  TRURN MAD INTO MAN.

2)IN LOVE  MAN IS A SOCIAL ANIMAL, AFTER MARRIGE MAN IS A DOMESTICATED  ANIMAL.

3) LOVE IS ALCOHOL, MARRIGE IS FEVICOL.

4) LOVE IS BETWEEN TWO  SIMILAR  MINDED PERSONS, MARRIGE IS BETWEEN TWO UNIDENTICAL MINDED PERSONS.

5)LOVE  IS A THING DONE BY HUMAN ON  EARTH,MARRIGE IS FIX BY GOD IN HEAVEN( GOD IS SO BAD MATCHMAKER)