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Amiya was happy & proud to receive this year's best investigative journalist award from governer. It was really an unforgatable moment of his life. He had already got lots af accolades from thousands of people for his action he had rescued a girl from a brothel.

                                    Story of Jamuna ' the innocent minor girl has attracted the national headlines ;that was six month back. Due his effort & help of a NGO & unconditional help & timely intervation by the local police DIG Mr Raghunath ,' Jamuna' , the minor girl was rescued before she was sold to a customer for flesh trade.

Amiya's boss ,the editor of the local daily had also rendered full support.amiya was greatful to all of them . jamuna was kept in custody of that NGO" ASHRA" who take care of destitute girls & women. The girl has lost her entire  family in the flood. Amiya sometimes used to visit jamuna at the ashram & he was happy to her study & play. She was very greatful to amiya; But  Her innocent eyes were always giving the frasile state of her mind ..so many times amiya had asked her 'are you happy here ' ? she will simply nod her head; The care taker lady will say' don't worry sir, she will be comfortable after some time. Now she is new, it will take sometime for her to adjust & forget the trauma she has gone through'

                                                   May be it is a fact— amiya used to tell himself. Today he got a anonymous call "you have rescued Jamuna, but see what she is doing' ? before asking further the phone line was cutoff. Entire day amiya was thinking over the issue .why somebody told him like this ? After receiving the award in the evening he was only thinking of Jamuna. Suddenly he left the place & went to ashram "ASHRA". He saw the police car parked inside the ashram . He  was sensing something worng. He rushed upstair  to Jamuna's room .

                                               The lady supervisor tried to stop him ..amiya reached infront of Jamuna's room . The room was locked from inside he could hear some known gent's drunken voice & screaming  girl's voice.. The trophy in his hand was about to fall .A pair of police shoe !

 Amiya recognized the DIG'S pair of police BOOTS laying outside jamuna's room.

{A fiction only .what is your comment ?}

“Have you gone mad ?or is  this MUNNA BHAI bug effect  ?if you do this then not only me, everybody will think you are nuts.”this was the reaction of my wife ,after she heard my plan.
ok, let me tell you people what all this fuss about….;suddenly a patriotic idea came to my mind… to clean up MAHATMA GANDHI’S statue near my house junction,which was in a shabby condition after the recent BAPU’S birthday fete celebration.Politicians,bigshots of town remember BAPU twice in the year…oct 2nd & jan-30th.
Poor bapu,thank god he is not alive.Throughout the year that statu remains there motionless without any complain about its condition.Recnt function has loaded bapu with garlands;now those have rotton & stinking smell has started to come out.
So without caring for anybody I put on T-shirt & bermuda on a saturday early morning & started operation cleaning at 4 am so that nobody will notice.
I climbed up the statue & started removing those dry rotten garlands from the neck of the statue.Suddenly I was surprised to see a 500 \-  note in one of the garland.It was attached to one of the garland. A token of respect  to MAHATMA ?But  next moment i realised the fact….it was not a real note, printed one side only…just for show purpose.mahatma’s photo  onthe note. what a offering…..
It was still mild dark outside 
suddenly a motorcycle sound & whistle….”who is there, come down quickly you thief”..a police constable was shouting at me.
i came down..tried my best to convince him… He noticed the onesided note in my hand and grabbed it & said,”any thing else ?”…”nothing”..i said.(i could not say any thing about that note)
Whithout verifying the note he kept in his pocket & said,”You white color people will do all illigal thing,will offer us BRIBE & then say police is corrupt.thankfully my inspector is not here today, orelse more problem for you. now here we are facing naxal problem.so go home & you seems to be a family man.”..i nodded & thanked him
Police fellow left the place;i was watching his motorcycle…..Statue of GANDHI was smiling( i thought).Sunrise was about to take place.
( A FICTION ONLY….what is your comment ?)

a scene at usa immigration counter……..

officer— what is your name ?
man — abdul-bin-rahmatulla-al -arabi
officer– sex ?
man– 10 times a week.
officer– no , no..male or female ?
man- ok, ok..i understood..it is male , female & sometimes camel.

Another Incredible Political outcome in Uttarpradesh Some say it was predicted & some say it was not what may be the fact; reality is MADAM  'MAYAWATI' has won by stupendous margin Wah Indian voter u do wonders..

Lets see some funny facts that people discuss after her win.

1)The reason she won —- "MAYA JAAL"

2)How her magic work ? —–Because  She is MAYA -VATTI (Place of  magic)

3)Will her magic continue — Atleast for 4 '5 years as she is Maya 'batti(light of magic)

4)Why mulayam lost ? —- The elephants of Maya punctured the cycle of Mulayam.

5)What will be effect on BACHHANS ? —- Their films will no longer be TAX FREE .

6)What is the future of UP ?— More Ambedkar statues, more reservations,transefers of IAS,IPS officers,construction of statues of kansiram , public holiday for kansiram's death anniv, a chapter about mayavati in UP school syllabus ,restart of TAJ CORRIDER.

7)what about TAJ —— It is heard that 'TAJMAHAL' has applied to be shifted to someother state till she is in power to avoid any inconvenience.

8)Maya’s first step — closure of all cases pending against her & start CBI inquiry against Mulayam & Amarsingh.
Thats what MAYAVATI…( MAYA–VAT–I)…I MAYA SABKE VAT LAGNE KI. 

JIYO 'MAYA MEMSAHEB' .JIYO.(best wishes)

{not intended to hurt any maya's fan or supporter .just for fun)

{what u say friends ?}

Why can't you be a SPIDERMAN ? This kind of unexpected questions from children sometimes leave parents like me SPEECHLESS. I was wondering how to convince my little kid & give a suitable reply. 'See god has made us man to do our duty'; So does spiderman , he is also man , but still he does superhuman jobs & help people also ..Pat came the reply.

'It is only a fiction, a film..not real .. it is only a comic character .. I argued; But my friend Rinku 's father is a SUPERMAN ,bcoz he has saved so many people from fire.{actually that guy works in fire safety dept}Simran's father got bravery award from president & now she is telling "My daddy is the strongest(This person is working in police dept)". You should do something like this Dad, so that I can boast. Why can't you make WEB ? Now dress of spiderman with web mechine is available in the market.

Ohh these filmi fellows, very cleverly marketing their products during the promotional campaign. Now this SPIDERMAN-3 has come.But how to transform into 'Peter Benjamin Parker’ ? I was thinking myself ' what similarity I have with spiderman' ? In collage days everyday we were webbing nets to attract girls{Ofcourse girls were making us their prey}, in office we web story to fool our boss(boss know the strength of our nets) ,tell hundreds of lies from our reserved web story to wives(they really know the truth), help others (giving advances to servants, drivers )without slightest knowledge of our women folks(self satisfaction ' self smart thought only) .

But the reality is something else. Boss makes you work like a tireless ant in the office, Wife extract anything & everything from a husband like you, relatives, doctors, sevants, workers, police, politicians, tv channels, serials ,cinemas .entire SOCIETY web their net around you to gain whatever they wish from you .I was wondering .am I a PREY for these spiders ? So it is really difficult to be another 'Peter Benjamin Parker' ' the filmy Spiderman !

TRUTH IS—- I am a SPIDER'S MAN

{WHAT U SAY FRIENDS ?}

One NRI boy's marriage  was fixed with a  girl who hails from a reputed businessman family. On the engagement ceremony day the boy told his would be wife , "see ,now we are going to be husband & wife .I donot want to keep anything secret from you .I  had habbit of boozing & taking drugs in USA ,but now I have left all the bad habits. I  was having an affair with a girl at my collage ,but now she is married & I am not having any connection with her .In USA I got married to a foreigner & we had a son;but now she has taken divorce from me & living with another man .we donot have anymore legal problem .That's what I have to confess to you .Your parents might have force a beautiful homely girl like you to marry a NRI like me for prosperity .I believe.. Now you decide whether to marry me or not But I have no objection to marry you"

                 The girl looked straight into the face of the boy & told "Thanx for telling the truth & having so much faith on me.I am also donot want to keep you in  dark .My parents are hurriedly arranging this marriage not for your NRI affluent status, but for my TWO MONTH old PREGNANCY. I am not sure who is father of the child But it could  be one among the  DRIVER,SERVANT, TEACHER, POSTMAN OR the MILKMAN. I shall let you know the truth once the DNA test  report comes out ."

The GROOM  fainted hearing the CONFESSION.

{what your comment friends ?}

Ravi was little hesitant while accepting the offer from his distributer friend ketan at Noida.But really an irresistible offer;a night stay with a collage girl ' all cost borne by ketan, Ravi is working as regional 'mng in a MNC at delhi. At times for business obligations he get diff kind of offer.This is not the first time he will spend a night with a call girl;but he has to attend a urgent meeting at bangalore tomorrow & has to catch a flight in early morning.

Ketan told him not be so worried .he can definitely attend his work; A broker has informed that some new collage girls are available tonight;Ravi stayed back,informed wife NEETU that he will be late to arrive home as some urgent works to be attended at FARIDABAD. He willfully told lie about the place.

Both went to a known hotel where they have gone earlier for this reason . The girls arrived sharp on time in the room .real professional & they tried to be comfortable with each other.Slowly the act,passion raised to a extreme level .

Suddenly there was a knock at the door ..there was some short of chaos in the corrider .There was a police raid ..RAVI,KETAN ,the two girls & so many other couples were put into two vans & were taken to the police station. All were involved in the illegal sexual activity.

Ravi was really upset;as his urgent meeting is there,Neetu his wife will come to know about this. His face may be shown all over India as nowdays these Tvchannels reporters are omnipresent for some HOT news. Ketan could guess his feeling.

Ketan said , "sirji, don't worry bhabi ji ko pata nahin chalega(sir,sis-in-law will not know anything).first cover your face with handkerchief. I have already called my lawer..we will get the bail tomorrow.nobody will know ye sab kbhi kbhi hota hai sir ,life mein ."

Ravi was only thinking of NEETU his beloved wife..even if he flirts sometime..still he loves her very much; how can he will face her ?what will be her reaction ?what about his colleagues ? Neetu will never forgive him .how can he explain her about this ?his married life is gone perhaps now he was repenting..

Suddenly his mobile rang. It was his wife Neetu's voice "Darling ,where are you ?I am in a problem. I had come to visit my friend MADHU at Noida , due to communication gap we are arrested by police ,come quickly".

"Did your husband suspect any thing ?did u tell the police station address ?"Ravi heard a voice from nearby.

"No, not atall"The other lady was keeping her mobile in the purse .

Ravi was really spellbound as he was watching NEETU getting down from the second police van along with other persons just like him.

{a fiction only}

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I went to see the GREAT OLYMPIC circus along with my wife & daughter on Saturday. I was not atall interested ,but for my little daughter I changed my mind. To my surprise the show was packed as it was a weekend & summer vacation has already started. The show began with march past& continued with all regular features like gymnastics,cycling ,animal shows etc.my daughteralong with hundreds of other kids really enjoyed all the tricks. Jokers were at their best.

Before going to the circus I was little doubtful regarding the quality & veriety of the tricks they will be showing ..as now days we are watching so many fine performances & videos on tv & cinema .But to my dismay it was really wonderful. The circus might have loose some of their early charm but nodoubt they have still all the perfect ingredients to hold their main viewers.. THE KIDS.. even the adults.

We did not know how the two hours passed.. I was remembering my childhood days while watching the circus; I asked my daughter , "Which one trick you liked the most" ?

She replied 'I liked all specially JOKERS'. My wife also was very happy after watching circus after a long time.While munching popcorns my daughter asked 'Daddy,why there was no tiger & lions show ?

My wife said 'The circus people are afraid of Menaka Gandhi & it is also illegal & dangerous to keep wild animals in cage & to make them perform infront of public'.

Suddenly I jokingly remarked" where is Menaka Gandhi ?Can't she visualize the pathetic conditions of all caged wild HUSBANDS at home & why she is not taking actions against the RING MASTERS . 'THE WIVES' ?

My daughter was surprised to hear this.' Mama is this true' ?is papa a caged lion & you are a ring master ?

Giving a sharp glance at me she told"You know , before our marrige your father had maintained his house like a CIRCUS'. She was looking at me for my response.

"Correct dear,and after our marriage your mother has become the OWNER OF THE CIRCUS & YOUR PAPA HAS BECOME A JOKER".

We all three were laughing.
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