1)A film on "Mayawati" is going to be made ;Title of the movie is-"Badi Behen"
# what will be name of the film if it is made on " Mulayam singh yadav,Amar singh,Amitabh bachha — "Naseeb apna apna "
2)Paris Hilton is released from jail; as per her version she had learned a lot from the jail.
# what she learn .never do sex free.
3)President nominee pratibha patil has said in a meeting that she had seen soul of a dead person inside another living person.
# welcome madam spiritual .that's why they call India a land of mystry.
4)Last week rain has made Mumbai waterlogged & common people were the real victim.
# that's why it is now not commercial capital but " comma or seal " capital of India.
5) Again Mayawati .she in a recent press conference has told that she has got her crores of property from the people as donation .
# thats what make her the biggest receiver of fund after INDIA ?
6)A fifteen year old boy has done a caesarean operation on a lady at coimbatore
# a medical board has started an enquiry .may be why or how that lady is still serviving ????
7)Himesh Reshmiya was spotted wearing a BURKHA , while going to offer prayer at ajmer
# Reason . Malika Serawat charge too much to appear in BURKHA.
8)Foreign coaches are now saying NO..NO to BCCI ; what will be fate of BCCI ?
# now BCCI will be called for interview by foreign players\ coaches.
9)Why Abdul Kalam is denied a second term as presidentship ?
#To be Rastra’s pati second time….Bigamy is illigal in india (What u say politicians ?)
(till next time have a great funtime)