justread’s blog

1)A film on "Mayawati" is going to be made ;Title of the movie is-"Badi Behen"

# what will be name of the film if it is made on " Mulayam singh yadav,Amar singh,Amitabh bachha — "Naseeb apna apna "

2)Paris Hilton is released from jail; as per her version she had learned a lot from the jail.

# what she learn .never do sex free.

3)President nominee pratibha patil has said in a meeting that she  had seen soul of a dead person inside another living person.

# welcome madam spiritual .that's why they call India a land of mystry.

4)Last week rain has made Mumbai waterlogged & common people were  the real victim.

# that's why it is now not commercial capital but " comma or seal " capital of India.

5) Again Mayawati .she in a recent  press conference has told that she has got her crores of property from the people as donation .

# thats what make her the biggest receiver of fund after INDIA ?

6)A fifteen year old boy has done a caesarean operation on a lady at coimbatore

# a medical board has started an enquiry .may be why or how that lady is still serviving  ????

7)Himesh Reshmiya was spotted wearing a BURKHA , while going to offer prayer at ajmer

# Reason . Malika Serawat  charge too much to appear in BURKHA.

8)Foreign coaches are now saying NO..NO to BCCI ; what will be fate of BCCI ?

# now BCCI  will be called for interview by foreign players\ coaches.
9)Why Abdul Kalam is denied a second term as presidentship ?
#To be Rastra’s pati second time….Bigamy is illigal in india (What u say politicians ?)
(till next time have a great  funtime)

Unbelievable but true ..i am going to file nomination for the premier post of India " the PRESIDENT"

The reason .i am eligible & fulfill the minimun criteria required for it.Moreover I am not inclined to any polital party; a real APOLITICAL  citizen of India in true sense.i am above 35 years as most of the male population in India ( which is rare in female population).i  am having voting ID proof  & residential proof , which several politicians lacks.

Actually after the surprise candidature announcement of Pratibha patil , I thought of my wife to  be a candidate against her But you know the real problem even I donot know when my wife will be above 35 years, because every year I grow on age chart with my each birthday; but her age remains same ,only her demands grows up like inflation.

I am really obedient, submissive, docile just like anyother husband & importantly listen to my mentor ( here my wife) just like Pratibha is to Sonia (ophs I  hope I am not crossing the line).

I shall never object to any bill, amendment which is passed by the parliament(even if ruling party will be in minority & could mange to pass the bill with help of 'bought members'), will always be with politicians even if things are not in favour of public.I donot mind to be a rubber stamp PRESIDENT.

 As I shall be  a "RASTRAPATI" elected rather selected by friendly politicians and not voted by the public of India, I  should  follow what my SELECTOR says .Because I am a new player in this fray.Doing that I can secure a second term for me.

As a well trained man, it is not atall difficult for me to follow the instruction from MADAM of  INDIAN POLITICS as I am following every order by my wife without any hesitation.

Once I shall be 'Rasrapati',my wife will be 'numoro-uno-lady' of this country which will satishfy her dream of reaching her goal or target. I can guarantee you that my brothers & brother-in-laws will not mix up with other leaders' brothers(in laws) ; as I have none.

But if Sonia picks up my sister-in 'law or my wife as GOVERNOR of Rrajastan then I  can't deny.

 I know I am not a suitable replacement for Dr ABDUL KALAAM ..But see what are the options we have ?

WHOM DO YOU PREFER AS RASTRAPATI ?

DO I HAVE A CHANCE ?

“sab, boot polish chahiye” ?
raja looked down…a small boy in his teen was at his feet ,pleading to polish his shoe. a girl was standing near him .raja was waiting for the town bus, infront of his lodge, to attend some urgent meeting at dadar.
“but my shoe is not dirty, come tomorrow for polish…i am staying at this sivaji lodge, room no-201″raja told pointing towards his lodge.
“sab, behen ka school admission ke liye paisa chahiye”{i require money for my sister’s school admission}
raja looked at the girl standing nearby…both brother & sister were shabbyly dressed..must be staying in some slum…still bus has not arrived…”ok, do it quickly;how much you will charge’?
“sab, panch rupiya leta hoon, aap ke liye discount hoga”{normally i charge 5 rupees, but for you there will be discount”
both of them started polishing shoe & did a really good job.raju opened his purse..he did not have change..only a hundred rupees note.
“sab, mere pas chutta nahin hai..i can change it “{i do not have change, pl give me , i shall bring back rest change”
raja somewhat was a little hesitant..but just felt pity seeing the plight of the two kids.he handed over the 100\- note to him.the boy kept his polish box there and ran to the corner for change…10 minutes have gone..no trace of that boy.raja’s bus has arrived;the girl also has gone to find his brother.raja felt very bad & curshed himself for his foolishness.he took that polish box & handed over to his lodge & told the receptionist that if any boy come to collect this box ,then keep the due amount from him.but he had no hope as he had heard many stories about the mischeif at mumbai.
in the evening after arriving he enquired about the boy…the box was still laying there.in the night he got several knocks at his door…but there were room boys, laundryman..etc
raju thought it is better to forget that money;he was curshing that boy.
twodays latter he got a knock at his door….he was really surprised to see that girl….”where is your theif brother ?now you require that polish box ?what about my money “?raja was shouting.
“yeh apka 97 \- rupiya, 3 rupiya polish ka…can i take my polish box ?”
“where is your brother “?raja asked
“he met with an accident with a truck while bring the chang for you on that day,he told me to hand over the balance money to you”. after a pause she looked at raja & told “he died yesterday”
raja was speechless…..”what about your study ?keep this money “
“no sir, how can i go to school ? now i have to do bootpolish for my family, please tell the lodge boy to allow me to take that box”
raja did not know what to say…..without knowing the fact how he was curshing that innocent boy?…..he was trying to recollect the boy’s face…………..

(a fiction …..what is your comment ?)

"Do you know Yesterday Mohan babu's son Tarun has ran away from home with a girl ?nobody know who is the girl;but his servant told me this morning" .somebody was talking at the tea stall.

"nowdays this is very common,the girl may be from this locality or may be one of his girlfriend;being son of a political leader this is nothing new for them."replied another .

Rajesh babu was having tea at the junction in the morning;but his ear was deeply immersed into the conversation which was going on. Why to miss the masala mix ? and that too discussion is about his rival party fellow mohan babu's son .

Rajesh & Mohan were classmate ,but now they are party worker of different political party.

Mohan's son, 'Tarun', almost same age as 'Rita' ;Rajesh's daughter. Rajesh's wife was interested to put marriage proposal for their daughter with Tarun;but the professional rivalry came as the obstacle.

So now Tarun has ranaway Rajesh babu was smiling himself as if he has won something. He still remembers ,always Mohan used to comment him as he is not having a son .Now let him face the music .if the girl happens to be from some other cast it will be icing on the cake as Mohan has caste feeling.

Rajesh was feeling proud being father of a obedient daughter.He had lot of plan for Rita's marriage. He thought let give this good news to his wife & afterward he will go to Mohan's house.

Rajesh saw his wife at the gate waiting for him. With a smile he told her" do you know the news?I was really stunned ".
Sarita pulled him inside the house and told, " who told you ?I just got the letter from our rita's bedroom now. she has ran away with our driver "Kishore".
Rajesh did not know how to react….

"Is BMW a bad omen ?why always they take front page for worng reason ?"it was the reaction of my wife after seeing the recent sting operation by NDTV for the infamous car accident case involving NANDAS.

'What do you think will be the outcome ?do you think the big people caught on the hidden camera will be brought to justice ?"..i asked.

"Nothing will happen to any body. They are not the poor police constable, clerk, or govt official who will be suspended .they are lawmakers..so they have all right to break( they think);have not you see the outcome of TEHELKA CASE ?W hat happened ?"

I knew she had hit the jackpot . while sipping the coffee, she again asked " who is this LOVELY ?mediator for NANDA or defence\ govt pp ? see how coolly they are asking for 5 crore ?that too for one eyewitness ;"

I replied 'the party is very rich, so the stake is quite high. Moreover defence lawer, public procecuter, police, all oter higher ups may have a share in this'

"See the face of RAJAN & KHAN ! W hat a lucky man is this KULKARNI ?Not only money , how much fame he is getting from this ? Entire day you are out of house, holiday also you are doing masti with friends..have you ever witness any accident like this ? see how lucky you will be if you happen to be in that situation ?"

'But here in our town there is not a single BMW'

That's what is your attitude, always negative; you can immediately spot me when I go for shopping ,not a BMW.

I kept quite why to have a BMW ?( BIWI MIYAN WAR )

Have you ever have BMW ?