Posted in REAL HUSBAND on 07/31/2007 03:38 pm by aravind das
A couple were having lunch at a hotel. Suddenly the man slipped below the table. a waiter who noticed this came to the table & asked the lady,’ madam are you blind ? your husband is hiding below the table”.
“the real blind is you. see behind……the person who is entering now is my husband”……. replied the lady.
Posted in POSITION OF INDIAN WOMAN on 07/26/2007 10:06 am by aravind das
shocking but ture…….the position, value of indian women in contemporary india is quite debatable.
we are really proud to put one lady”honourable pratibha patil ” as our first ever woman president; really it is a honour to all women of india, they feel proud for this .but in the same time one more deserving lady KIRAN BEDI is denied police comm post for reason only known to her foes..the politicians.An innocent girl of ten year was dragged on road by few brat rich kids in broad day light & still they are moving scot free. hundreads of female fetus were discovered from dust beans & garbage bags at ORISSA near some private clinic…really this is sinful. these are mere examples……what this society is doing ? on one hand we are blowing our trumpet of giving utmost respect being given to our ladies & on the other hands they are being killed & raped ; we being mere spectator ! are we ever giving justice to thousand of dowry burn victims( not to those who are falsely inplicating their spouses & inlaws)
who will take up the issue ? pratibha patil ? sonia gandhi ?women commission ? or we ????
if you think why i have taken up this issue….ask my better half…MY ALTER EGO…..my WIFE….
Posted in WHY WE DONOT HAVE 2ND "T on 07/18/2007 02:02 pm by aravind das
One trivia suddenly puffed up in my mind after our own TAJ became the no-1 wonder of the world….WHY no second TAJ ? Some reasons came to my mind……
1)First TAJ has to clarify whether it want a SEZ status or not; because land acusition will be a real hinderance.
2) in this fastfood age we can not wait for 20 years to build another TAJ. If any foreign colaboration will be there , then we cannot claim it as truely indian.
3) sahajahan has built it for his wife’s memory….now which husband is that fool ???? to build a monument for wife ?waste of time & money !
4)mumtaz died while delivering her 13th child; sahajahan missed her so much(she might have gifted few more); now ask any lady or male…who is ready for third child ?
5)politically also it will be significant, as which party will start the construction & who will finish & who will cut the ribbon ?
6)will world bank agree to fund this project ?
7)without polluting jamuna & without bribing environment dept you cannot get the permission; that too it is within UTTARPRADESH….Whom to approach ? bhaiyaji or behenji ?
8)somebody told you can find lakhs of sahajahan, but difficult to find a MUMTAZ….but i can safely say now you can find lakhs of duplicate MUMTAZ ,but difficult to find a true devoted(?) SAHAJAHAN….and which foolish girl will agree to be a true MUMTAZ & why ?
anyhow one taj is engouh……with pride we can say…WAH…”TAJ”
( just for fun….)
Posted in HAPPY TATHAYATRA on 07/17/2007 06:15 pm by aravind das
Best wishes to everybody on the occasion of RATHAYATRA ( car festival) of LORD JAGANNATH,BALABHADRA & SUBHADRA. Even if main temple at puri host this annual programme, crores of devotees all over the world celebrate this fesival at diff places with devotion & gaity.On this occasion god goes to devotees to give darshan which is a unique system.Lord goes to his aunt’s house for nine days & come back to his temple.Another unique thing is that he leaves his wife at temple & goes near his devotee with his brother & sister…sending a strong message for all….eternal relation between brothers & sister.
HOPE ALL MY ILAND FRIENDS WILL BE HAPPY & SAFE THROUGHOUT THE YEARS BY THE BLESSINS OF LORD JAGANNATH.
Posted in laugh on 07/11/2007 03:08 pm by aravind das
A lady was looking into the mirror & suddenly started thinking about 20 years into future.
lady - oh i can see my rinkeled skin falling down from my cheeks, toothless face, part bald head with white hairs,my husband is going for other lady…….. oh god i can not think & see so many bad things.
she turned and asked her husband ” can’t you tell something positive about me ” ?
husband - the only truth i can tell is that you have a correct “FORESIGHT”