GOD MUST BE CRAZY
Posted in GOD MUST BE CRAZY on 12/15/2007 11:03 am by aravind das“Darling, yesterday I had a bad dream & saw many horrible things.I was really scared. I even saw many temples in my dreams. Today i analysed all the things & suddenly realised that i had made some serious mistakes.”
“What mistake ‘” ?I asked my wife in a bit doubt .
“Actually last year , after your promotion, i had promised, rather vouched god that i shall visit TIRUPATI, ,RAMESWARAM MADURAI, PALANI,PUTAPARTHY & KANYAKUMARI.it has been a quite long time & we have not fulfilled our promises, thats why these bad dreams must have occoured.”
” But why did you offer to so many gods ?thats too for a small promotion like this?” I knew it was really her holiday plan for christmas holiday. I thought we shall visit our village this holiday. but what to do ?Now i was in a fix.
“What are you thinking” asked my wife.
I knew in the name of diff gods she is blackmailing me. Now it is show time for me to give a dose of her own medicine & come out of her web.
“Dear, i had also promised to visit Tirupati & our village deity. I had promised that we both will offer our hair .Now i have no problem, both of us can tounce our head.I had also promised that we shall climb the TIRUPATI hill & go there barefooted .Our village pundit has told me that you should clean our village temple premises seven times with water from the near by river. So tell me when we shall start ” ? I asked my wife.
” But you have never told me before “.she asked.
Neither did you “.
She dropped her holiday plan & i thanked GOD as i have saved my money & we can go to our village.
Next day
‘Darling, thank god we have dropped our plan for the pilgrimage, because you will be happy to know that my parents & brother & sisters are arriving here for cristmas holiday. they will stay here for some time.” My wife dropped the bombshell news.
I was looking at the photos of different god on the wall. I coukd see the future of my holiday. I just uttered “GOD MUST BE CRAZY”