Look at this creture carefully. It is actually not an australian (ab)original monkey.But it’s forefather belongs to the smallest continent.It is very eccentric & gets angry if anyone call it “MONKEY” or ‘bandar” or even ‘hanuman’.So be careful before calling it by name!!It has its own attitude & when angry he complains to it’s world protection body ‘BIG MONKEY SAVER COOMMITTE”.
It loves to play different game; it’s favourite game :- ‘Cricket’…favortite place ;-”Sydney’
Any body dares to woo him, orelse if the creture wants to take revenge on somebody; then he allages “RACISM” against that person. He is very expressive.He has arrogance & attitude.
So donot call this monkey as “MONKEY”. Anybody particlarly by name “Singh”, “Har bhaj” or with a turban should not come near it or show his face to him, orelse he will be in trouble.
And if you people wonder how i am managing this one……??????
I CALL IT “ BHAJJRANGI “
If you want you can call by its pet name……..”ANDREW“
(we indians are not racist..}