1)In the recent UPA meeting PM Manmohan singh read the speech in English , while sonia read in Hindi.
# Sonia read for others to understand, manmohan WANTED MADAM to understand his speech..
2)Mayawati wants more statue of ambedkar & kanshiram to be installed in Uttarpradesh
# Uttarpradesh will be renamed as STATUE (TARY)-PRADESH
3)Vijaya Malaya is very angry with his
# Reason .liquor Barron could not understand the difference between old wine & OLD PLAYERS.
4)Two cheer leaders are alleging RACIAL ABUSE AGAINST THE ORGANIZOR OF 20-20.
# Who is the inspiration for them ???? SHILPA SHETTY "THE BIG SISTER"
5)Election commissioner has recovered unclaimed cash worth 20 Crs during KARNATAKA election; the money was supposed to be distributed to attract voters. But no party is claiming it
# Now it has become " VETO- MONEY "
6) George bush has told shortage of food grain is due to changing food habit of middle class INDIANS & CHINEESE.
#Dear Bush 70 % of Americans are obese ."LACK OF FOOD "?????
7)Why Sreeshant cried during the slap gate ISSUE ?
# Sreeshant told "MENU-KI" in Punjabi .BHAJJI took the meaning in English "MONKEY "……& slapped.
8)GERMAN govt has offered to give the details of BLACK MONEY (INDIAN) account holders at linchestine to the Indian govt free of cost. Till now govt has on reacted
# Reason Chances of ruling party members names are more.
[JUST FOR FUN]