justread’s blog

1)In the recent UPA meeting PM  Manmohan singh read the speech in English , while sonia read in Hindi.

# Sonia read for others to understand,  manmohan WANTED MADAM to understand  his speech..

2)Mayawati  wants more statue of ambedkar & kanshiram to be  installed in Uttarpradesh

# Uttarpradesh will be renamed as STATUE (TARY)-PRADESH

3)Vijaya Malaya is very angry with his Bangalore ROYAL CHALLENGE team

# Reason .liquor Barron could not understand the difference between old wine & OLD PLAYERS.

4)Two cheer leaders are alleging  RACIAL ABUSE AGAINST THE ORGANIZOR OF 20-20.

# Who is the inspiration for them ???? SHILPA SHETTY "THE BIG SISTER"

5)Election commissioner has recovered unclaimed cash worth 20 Crs during KARNATAKA election; the money was supposed to be distributed  to attract voters. But no party is claiming it

# Now it has become  " VETO- MONEY "

6) George bush has told shortage of food grain is due to changing food habit of middle class INDIANS & CHINEESE.

#Dear Bush 70 % of Americans are obese ."LACK OF FOOD "?????

7)Why Sreeshant cried during the slap gate ISSUE ?

# Sreeshant told "MENU-KI" in Punjabi .BHAJJI took the meaning in English "MONKEY "……& slapped.

8)GERMAN   govt has offered to give the details of BLACK MONEY (INDIAN) account holders at linchestine to the Indian govt free of cost. Till now govt has on reacted

# Reason Chances of  ruling party members names are more.

[JUST FOR FUN]

Initially i was shy for that small thing inside my pant…But once i came to know that almost all men are having that shape & size & live happily, then my worry was gone.At initial stage it was used regularly , but slowly the use has come down. I think it is natural phenomon worldwide…Now a days when we both go out i use it to satishfy her(my wife) ego . sometime i put this wonderful tool inside the small opening,move my fingre slowly…feel happy initially…But slowly feel the ground reality…I know i can not hold that for long…it is out…I know my result…Sometime i feel happy & sometime little sad….

But all the time i take out from inside my pant….I am bound to use…even if i donot like..I donot know why god has created this instrument…..Sometime i come to know the result after a month…That too in a written statement..What is worse! WIFE asks all the details about the report…..I know i have to save more for future utilisation……

Sometime i think i shall destroy it..but my friends & wife are opposing it…..they say” USE IT PROPERLY”….

So my dear ILANDERS….donot know what you people are doing…….but i am unable to leave this small wonderful instrument…………………………..IT IS…

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MY “DEBIT \ CREDIT CARD“

“No excuse this time, we have to go out to some good place with all family members in this summer vaccation.All my friends either have gone or about to go to some exotic locations like maldives, srilanka, switzerland, budapest,singapore, malaysia, hong-kong etc.Even your office clerk is going to otty,kodaikenal with his family.your asst officer is going to KULU, MANALI..So donot say you have no leave or some other story.” explained my wife.

This is a routine procedure for me before all the summer vaccation…i usually get a warning….But our summer destination is allways fixed…..The BEST HILL STATION IN THE WORLD.!

Diverting her attention I showed her the railway ticket position in the computer & also the flight position. In order to save myself I started blaming her…” you should have been more careful this time, you should have reminded me little earlier “

“Don’t tell lie, i am reminding you since december..what else i could have done?”

I knew i am going to be trapped…..”Ok Darling, see i think i can manage two or three tickets which will be ok for us”

” But what about PARENTS ( my parents)?We can travel at anytimes…But this is the only time they can see some places with kids.”

” I cannot help this time, we shall plan next year.” i replied

“GOD only know when that next year will come. Since our honeymoon we have not visited any HILL STATION”…yelled my wife.

I promise…next year sure “……i replied.

“Ok baba, tell me when we are starting for our ONLY DESTINATION in all summer ?so that i can start packing ; my wife was asking me with a million $ smile.

“As you wish…..Servant is at your service…anyhow our EVERGREEN HILLSTATION is only six hours journey.

Can you guess which is our DESTINATION ?Where we love to go year after years to get the fresh air ?To mingle with our neardear ones ?It is the BEST HILL STATION in the WORLD .It has river, hills,valley,forests, ponds….moreover all our near & dear ones….What more you can ask for a dream destination ????

So folks we are moving to our same old destination………MY VILLAGE.