‘Are you a Ram sena activist’?…This question has surprised me as it has not come from either police or from any woman activist.This fanatic & sercastic triky question was put up to me non other than my wife.
she was looking furious .She was standing infront of our door & was not in a mood to let me inn unless i give a satisfactory answer.
“what made you to think so’?i asked her ,showing 100% innocence in my face.
She dragged me inside the house & showed a “PINK PANTHER”( pink panty)ladies undergarment)..popularly known as chaddi now.
‘This is a lady panty.how can i guess the owner of it ?is it yours’?jokingly i aseked her.
Now she became a real anti-rama sena activist ,my joke did not amused her.she shouted like a lady “Ravana”.’I know this is a lady panty.but how come this perticular pink chaddi has landed in our house ?Are you a sympathiser of ram sena?Thats why a girl or women activist might have thrown it to our house.see, it is printed “for RAM SENA ACTIVIST ONLY’how shameful is it ‘?shouted my wife.
‘But darling believe me, i donot support ram sena.rather i was unhappy with their activity.’ polietly i replied.
But she was not in a mood to trust me .”You men are allways hypocrats.always you people want ladies to suffer.You can not digest their freedom.’shouted my wife.
I know a woman activist has resurfaced inside her soul.I did not interfere in her speech.
Suddenly the calling bell rang. ‘Rita’ our neighbour’s collage going girl was standing outside. with a polite voice she asked my wife’Aunty has any new pink panty has fallen in your house’?
Before my wife could open her mouth escastly i shouted “yes, yes.it is with her.is it your’s?”
With a blush she replied ,’Actually it was distributed to us in the collage to be sent to Ram sena cheif.But as he has withdrawn his demand , we did not send to them. we felt pity on these people. why to waste a panty ?due to wind the panty has fallen from our balcony, inside your garden’.
My wife handed over the pink panther (panty) to SITA…opps.. sorry to Rita.We both were releived with a sigh of relief.
With a smile she told’ I am really sorry for all these mess.’.
I did not reply .She hugged me & said sorry again.To my surprise she kissed me suddenly.
She got the desired result …… i smiled & returned a kiss.
suddenly I saw her lipstic mark on my cheek in the mirror.I called her & said ‘Do you still think i am a ram sena activist ?Then why the hell you use the PINK COLOUR LIPSTICK’?
‘Do not worry, PINK CHADDI for RAN SENA & PINK LIPSTIC for my dear ‘LORD RAMA’… She was giggling while cleaning the lipstic mark from my face.
I did not know exactly whether i am RAM or HANUMAN with the pink mark on my cheeks…….
(A fiction only)