ARAVIND LAUGHS- (13)
Posted in ARAVIND LAUGHS- (15) on 05/27/2009 03:37 pm by aravind das
1)It is alleged that DMK supremo Karunanidhi has forgot the “TAMIL ISSUE” after the ELECTION.
# Donot be so rude to this poor felow,he is really busy in setteling the (HOME ) TAMIL issue i.e distibutting the minister portfolio among his family members.
2)After taking charge of Railways ministry ,Mamata Bananerjee has annonced that she will look after the entire nation, not only West Bengal.
# We understood that ms MAMATA…Now 80% of the trains will either start from kolkata or pass through kolkata.
3)Left parties are clueless about their defeat in the recent election.
# Reason:- simple, The decission taken by the party before election was “RIGHT” , hence it went against them(the LEFT)
4)British ex PM Tony Blair has told” God has directed me go for war in Iraq”
# we know sir,Name of the God is not ‘Jesus’, but “Bushes”.
5)Samajwadi rebel leader Azam Khan has alleged that Amar singh is a Loose character person.
# ok, but what is new in that ?everybody knows that…..any thing new ?
6)In the recent Loksabha election ,elected leaders with criminal cases has gone up(there are about 153 members)
# Effect of INFLATION !!!!!!!
7)Mayawati has understood one thing after the election.
# Erecting statues of self & kanshiram by wasting public money donot bring votes.
8)Lalu Yadav has willfully rendered UNCONDITIONAL support to UPA.
# Poor ex railwayman……what condition he can show???? .Nitish ate all his fodder?????
9)In USA the election process take a long time…..In India ???
#Allocation of Cabinet Portfolio…….
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