ARAVIND LAUGHS - 6
Posted in ARAVIND LAUGHS - 6 on 04/25/2007 12:35 pm by aravind das
1) A recent report says 18 indians are there in top 100 list of the richest persons in the world.
# They have not included the wealth deposited in SWISS bank .. then the entire list will have only INDIANS.
2)Shilpa shetty after the infamous kissing scene have told " Richard is a guest ATITHI DEVO BHABO(guests are like god)
# we know Shilpa, that's why with TANN, MANN, DHAN you were doing puja ?
3)A recent survey has shown that 84 of our MP ( member of parliament) are crore pati..as per their declaration.
# So humble & nice of them ..donot underestimate others for them counting is still on difficult to count crore of BILLIONS.
4)Rakhi Sawant has told shilpa should have filed a case against GERE; she is accusing shilpa of doing all this for getting attention & coverage.
#Remember MIKA'S kiss issue ?dear rakhi, shilpa has already got all publicity from BIG BROTHER.she is only showing AIDS never spread by a kiss on cheek.
5)A report in news says More people are killed by DONKEY ATTACKS than the road accidents in the world.
# May be some of these DONKEY are ruling in USA ?
6)Mallika serawat was recently spotted & identified even in a BURKHA at dubai airport ..Reason ?
# Simple , Her burhka was as big as her BIKINEE.
7)Babu bhai katara(MP) was caught for KABOOTARBAZI; His reply was very simple
# I am a fan of SALMAN KHAN & I was singing "Kabootar ja ja ja" .
8)A recent supreme court order said.. "FOR ANY FIRST(small) MISTAKE is enough to dismiss a GOVT EMPLOYEE".A conductor was dismissed for taking Rs 3.50 extra from passanger .That is a eye opener
# What about POLITICIANS ? can they be DISMISSED for CORRUPTION ?SORRY they are NGO !
9)So many MPs are now involved in this KABOOTARBAZI
# I call them "ENVIRONMENTALIST" .U know lover of peace bird.
10) LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST
Indian PSLV Rocket has placed ITALIAN satellite in the orbit successfully for the first time .
#First time ????I thought earlier two were .SONIA & OCTAVIO QUATROCHI ?
Till next time ..CHOW HAVE A FUN FILLED DAY
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