justread’s blog

1)A film on "Mayawati" is going to be made ;Title of the movie is-"Badi Behen"

# what will be name of the film if it is made on " Mulayam singh yadav,Amar singh,Amitabh bachha — "Naseeb apna apna "

2)Paris Hilton is released from jail; as per her version she had learned a lot from the jail.

# what she learn .never do sex free.

3)President nominee pratibha patil has said in a meeting that she  had seen soul of a dead person inside another living person.

# welcome madam spiritual .that's why they call India a land of mystry.

4)Last week rain has made Mumbai waterlogged & common people were  the real victim.

# that's why it is now not commercial capital but " comma or seal " capital of India.

5) Again Mayawati .she in a recent  press conference has told that she has got her crores of property from the people as donation .

# thats what make her the biggest receiver of fund after INDIA ?

6)A fifteen year old boy has done a caesarean operation on a lady at coimbatore

# a medical board has started an enquiry .may be why or how that lady is still serviving  ????

7)Himesh Reshmiya was spotted wearing a BURKHA , while going to offer prayer at ajmer

# Reason . Malika Serawat  charge too much to appear in BURKHA.

8)Foreign coaches are now saying NO..NO to BCCI ; what will be fate of BCCI ?

# now BCCI  will be called for interview by foreign players\ coaches.
9)Why Abdul Kalam is denied a second term as presidentship ?
#To be Rastra’s pati second time….Bigamy is illigal in india (What u say politicians ?)
(till next time have a great  funtime)