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Ready for some more fun ?here it goes.

1)      To cheak  prevailing large scale corruption in India ,supreme court  have opinioned that corroupt people should be hanged in lamp post in broad daylight ;

       # But in our country,light posts are in lakhs,corroupt personals are in crores. Sorry politicians & all corrupt friends, you have to share  many common  light posts .

2)Ottavio quatrochi has said that ,CBI  does not have any proof against him, with them.

# Correct sir, we know ,all the proofs have been  either destroyed or handed over to you ,long back.

3)      How to be  in  media lime light & to be a celebrity,without having any genuine quality ?

# Follow "ARUN NAYAR" .

4)Mohd kaif & V.V.S.Laxman  are  saying that  they were disappointed not to be picked up for the world cup squard.

#just think of us,how upset we were used to be ,seeing you both picked up after rugular failures ?

5)Some people are upset seeing amitabh romancing with a 18 years old girl in the movie "NISHABD".They say it is against culture.

#the same people were whistling when big B was dancing with awsharaya  ?more over 18 years is the permissible age for marriage !professor Batuknath are u listning ?

6)In an interview with Karan Johar,Saif ali has told that he does not want to be called as Metrosexual.

# yes, there is a big difference between homo & metro(sorry saif ,it is just fun,nothing personal)

7)waquar yunis ( ex pak bowler) in an interview has told that ,they want to beat India in this world cup & clear the jinx.

# True, but the drug rule for world cup is very strict, dear.Wait until India visits u in pak.

8)George Fernandez (ex def minister) on Saturday has told that ,vajpayee had told him not to touch the bofors file.but on Sunday he told that vajpayee had told it jokingly *

# hmmm, we know george,now you are joking.

9)last but not the least,PCB  has instructed that pak players will give interview only in urdu,as sometimes  they are misinterpreted & some time players  are unable to understand questions in English.

#good disicion,now militants,jihadis,osama & talibans could understand the players feelings,so what if  world will not undestand & poor reporters will be misintrepeted as they  donot know urdu .

 It is just for fun  .( put your comments}