Here goes some funny punches.
1)one us soldier was sentenced to 100 years in prison for rape & murder of an Iraqi girl.
#God knows how many million years sentence for George Bush ?
2)recently supreme court has held that "it is wholly absurd to suggest that a husband would be a workman of his wife" [against a appeal filed by a lady of Andhra pradesh]
# reality stinks- what u say all husbands ?
3)India is planning to ban all exports relating to nuclear activity to far-east countries.
# that means all teenaged girls will be exported to some other countries ?what will happens to poor,old seikhs ?
4)sadam's lawer said that he will reveal many secrets told to him by saddam.
#secret no I)bush wanted free oil ? . II)bush was saddam's best friend previously ?
5)no dope test yet for sohaib & asif in Pakistan.
# pcb is thinking any new American plan how to clear two drug addicted cricketer ?
6)ottavio quattrocchi was detained at argentina in connection with bofors case.the same fellow who was given clean chit by NDA govt!
# hmm,any ITALIAN connection ?
7)INDIA's population will be stabilased by year 2045 ' a report said.
# yes, by that time we would have reached the target- 100 billion !
8)last but not the least;finanace minister has made duty cut on pet foods,it will be cheaper now.
# happy news for all husbands, you can have more food now.
till next time ,dusbidaniya & keep smiling..