justread’s blog

1)Asif Jardari says “ajmal kasav”is not a Pakistani national.

# correct ,Pakistan has already renamed as”TERRORISTAN”.

2)Why Jardari says no terrorist are there in his country ?

# Friends who have helped him to become Presidenst, should never be labeled as terrorists.

3) It was disclosed that Mr Amar singh has donated 5 crore rupees to Bill Clinton’s foundation.

#So  do not blame him for  only  HORSE TRADING in parliament, he also does Charity.Amar singh …….”AMAR RAHO”

4)One BSP party MLA in uttarpradesh is arrested for involvement in killing an engg who did not agree to contribute for Mayavati’s birhday bash.

#Poor MLA has taken birthday(BASHING) literaly.Maya ko engg ka UMAR LAGEGA.Long live maya.

5) Film “DOSTANA” is based on ???????

# Autobiography of  Karan ????? donot ask me KARAN who !

6)Why  no shivsena or mnc(raj thak) workers came out on the road during MUMBAI terror attack ?

#They love to terrorise their own countrymen, not the Terrorist.

7)Even after the reduction in fuel price, there is no decrese in REAL INFLATION (price of vegetable,transportation,daily need items)?

# They say it is “RECESSION”

8)During mumbai terror attack all the tv channels were showing the same scene but they were mentioning as ‘EXCLUSIVE”only on this channel.

# Any programme when is shown in more than 20 channels it is categorised as “EXCLUSIVE”.

9)After her political death in recent election what will be future action of “UMA BHARATI”

# Frienship with Govindraj & trying for presidentship of SADHUS in Himalaya!

10)Chidambaram has become HOME MNISTER.

#Now he knows it better to handle the money than “MADAM”.

11)BJP party office has lost 2.6 crores rupees in new delhi.But no police complain !!!!!

# reason>…….How to account the BLACK MONEY ?

12)Which degree in India is easy to get without proper qualification & malpractice ?

# It is “DOCTORATE”…..Sania mirza ,lalu jadav etc to name a few are conferred doctorate degree by some autonomous university.so why to run for a bachelor’s degree ?

(JUST FOR FUN…NOTHING SERIOUS…………)

HAVE A GREAT YEAR 2009….BEST WISHES.KEEP SMILING