Darling, lets have a dog in our home,said my wife.
(She knew i hate dogs)
But it will disturb at night.
Donot worry,it will sleep near my bed.
what will happen , when we shall go for a long vaccation ?
you are telling me this for the last five years, but where have we gone together ?see my friends are going every year. donot worry ,the puppy can be dropped at dog’s shelter.
dear, it will make lot of mess in the house.
it will be definitely less than what you do.
i asked the final quiz…’what will it do for our house ?’
“It will guard our house, play with kids, will take care of tresspassers. It will accompany me for morning & evening walk.Whenever i shall come back home it will cuddle & kiss me. It will be really wonderful & enjoyble like my other friends.
I knew it is SHOWTIME.I just laughed & said, Darling, for all these jobs you already have a husband, why to bring one other competetor ?Just bring some bone for me,i will show some more tricks.moreover it cannot pay your shopping & mobile bills.It can not tolorate your anger. it can’t drive a car also.What you say ?
She had a million dollar smile & said, ” one should learn how to tame one’s wife by words”.you little puppy i am bringing tea for you, no need to show new tricks or tell me your office experience today.who can win you ?
I did not know whether it is time to smile or wag the TAIL !
WHAT YOU SAY ALL DOGGIES…OPPS……”HUBBIES “?????