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ME,MY WIFE & ASH-ABHI’S MARRIAGE

I was really disgusted watching 'MARRIAGE OF THE CENTURY' ASH- ABHI 'S marriage. India is out of the world cup so no charm in watching cricket. You switch on any channel .its all ash- abhisek; so we have no other work than watching round the clock the nonvisible marriage. I reached home & asked my wife to give a cup of tea. "Just wait for a moment salman has just come in the blue bolero in the front seat can u see ?"replied my wife.

"Have the bachhans invited him ?u know he was having some chakkar with ash" ?asked Mrs desai; our neighbour.

"No, no ,amitabh has a big heart..he has acted in BABUL with sallu mian so they must have patched up"replied Mrs joshi of our flat see KAJOL & KARAN must be wearing MANISH MALHOTRA's outfit; see the colour & blouse, very trendy..i shall ask my hubby to bring this from mumbai ;next week he is going for a tour to mumbai said Mrs Desai.

My wife told me ,let my friends go, I shall prepare tea for u, or else I have to prepare for them also. Already 3 times they had snacks with tea; Today kitty was at our house.

Ohh..these useless kitty .;after half an hour ,all left. I switched on some news channel, changed again same picture in all the channels; Amitabh has not invited any of the channels to cover the marriage but why all these media crew making traffic jam infront of his house ?really it is miserable; He is paying the price of being SUPERSTAR & ash- abhi being beautiful ,successful actors. Oh god please help him & me I was shouting to myself .

Tea came.. it was without sugar.. "Ok baba, just drink it now see Abhisek on horse..so cute ?Why you did not come on a horse to marry me ? Why this was not in our tradition ? see so many people are watching ?"Mrs told me.

I was speechless. I did not know she is so much influenced by this marriage. It was really agonizing to drink sugarless tea &hearing praise of another MALE Abhisek !

Suddenly I asked her "Do u love Abhisek bachhan ?

She got a shock ..saw my face "Why are u angry ? I am not the only lady seeing this marriage or I am not the only fan ;when you watch Mallika serawat or Rakhi sawant , had I ever complain'? I did not reply to this trivia.

After five minutes fresh tea with usual beautiful smell was served to me. She was having a mystique smile on her face. YOU ARE MY "ABHISEK BACHHAN .do n't u know ?It was my wife at her best

I was wondering ..whether really she was making me Junior B or forcing me to call her "AISHWRYA RAI' ?

Longlive ASH- ABHISEK ..