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MY NOMINATION FOR…….

Unbelievable but true ..i am going to file nomination for the premier post of India " the PRESIDENT"

The reason .i am eligible & fulfill the minimun criteria required for it.Moreover I am not inclined to any polital party; a real APOLITICAL  citizen of India in true sense.i am above 35 years as most of the male population in India ( which is rare in female population).i  am having voting ID proof  & residential proof , which several politicians lacks.

Actually after the surprise candidature announcement of Pratibha patil , I thought of my wife to  be a candidate against her But you know the real problem even I donot know when my wife will be above 35 years, because every year I grow on age chart with my each birthday; but her age remains same ,only her demands grows up like inflation.

I am really obedient, submissive, docile just like anyother husband & importantly listen to my mentor ( here my wife) just like Pratibha is to Sonia (ophs I  hope I am not crossing the line).

I shall never object to any bill, amendment which is passed by the parliament(even if ruling party will be in minority & could mange to pass the bill with help of 'bought members'), will always be with politicians even if things are not in favour of public.I donot mind to be a rubber stamp PRESIDENT.

 As I shall be  a "RASTRAPATI" elected rather selected by friendly politicians and not voted by the public of India, I  should  follow what my SELECTOR says .Because I am a new player in this fray.Doing that I can secure a second term for me.

As a well trained man, it is not atall difficult for me to follow the instruction from MADAM of  INDIAN POLITICS as I am following every order by my wife without any hesitation.

Once I shall be 'Rasrapati',my wife will be 'numoro-uno-lady' of this country which will satishfy her dream of reaching her goal or target. I can guarantee you that my brothers & brother-in-laws will not mix up with other leaders' brothers(in laws) ; as I have none.

But if Sonia picks up my sister-in 'law or my wife as GOVERNOR of Rrajastan then I  can't deny.

 I know I am not a suitable replacement for Dr ABDUL KALAAM ..But see what are the options we have ?

WHOM DO YOU PREFER AS RASTRAPATI ?

DO I HAVE A CHANCE ?