1)According to an article in a news paper,Only five people know the secret Kashmir plan?they are George bush,condolliza rice,osama bin laden,taliban &dawood ibrahim;if you wonder what about manmohan singh & parvez musharf; ok they will be handed over a draft copy after the plan is approved by USA.
2)film"guru " is declared tax free in UP.Big B will now do all the shopping in UP,even abhisek's marrige.
3)jayalalitha is not happy with the outcome of cauveri tribunal judgement.she want all the water for tamilnadu.really that's why they call her "AMMA" in TN.
4)Shilpa shetty is now very angry with media in uk that she was not so known personality there previously.so sad.but truth isso many in India also didnot know her before the 'racial abuse issue'.cool down "big sister".
5)lalu wants to change the name of patna.may be due to change of name of capitals in other states ?what could be the new name ? "RABDI LALU THANA " ?
6)in Karnataka the father son duo devagouda & kumarswami are playing diff ball game in politics. the name of bangalore has been changed to benguloroo now after the cauveri tribunal order mr kumarswami will be doing a dance .- kangaroo ?
7)rakhi sawant is telling that she will not strip more.but my question 'where is the cloth' ?
8)film parzaniya is banned in gujurat. Modi will show those movie where he is shown as"Gandhi".really secular !
9)george bush says,peace will come back in iraq;when ? after all Iraqi die ?
10)CM of Andhra pradesh announced rs five lakhs cash for athlet winning gold medal in national game in assam ;now athlets of other states may run for Andhra !moneymatters !
11)virender sehwag has opened a resturant .ok sehwag donot worry if you are not selected for world cup,still you can still go to west indies (for catering )
12)some political party in Beneras is demanding for the ban of the mira nair's movie "WATER",as it has some objectionable scene about Gandhi,;these people have seen the pirated dvd of this movie .is not that illegal ?let other see & then decide what to do.it seems political party are now becoming sensor board !no work, some thing to draw attention ?
{this is purely for fun, nobody should take it seriously}