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WHAT THE HOT DISCUSSION inside BCCI CHAMBER !

After the debacle worldcup show indian cricket team is attending a spesial meeting with BCCI officials.here are the sneak preview.
Sharad pawar- We should take it easy,it is part of life.An inquiry will be carried out to find out whether Dalmiya has any role in this debacle.

1Vengsarkar- For god's sake, this time atleast give the chairman of selection commite(me) a chance to select players.

2.Greg chapel- settle my payment first, then only I shall give my report.

3.Team manager ' what report ?I had prepared report for loss in super '8 & semifinal. Just wait.

4 Rahul dravid ' Sehwag,harbhajan & death of woolmer were responsible.

5 Tendulkar- Aila, donot blame my adv,blame the Bangladesh & srilanka bowlers.

6 Sehwag- Its all due to yoga (but I batted nicely)

7Harbhajan- The pitch was turning, not my ball.

8Ganguly- I have not done anything worng except quick runs.

9Kumble ;- I was not allowed to play in my farewell match (vs srilanka)

10- Dhoni- My Hair & Darrel Hair were culprits.

11Pattan ' I was a visitor only.

12 Yuvraj- My girlfriends were not allowed to travel with me.

13 Lalu Yadav- Give me the sports ministry ,chairmanship of BCCI & make my son captain of Indian team;I will guarentee the world cup.

14 Dawood Ibrahim- Just give me the entire team, to collect my losses from betting.

15 INDIAN PUBLIC ' Donot worry,we can still wait another four years to eat dust in the next world cup.

{just imaginary………whats going in your mind ?}