Why still I love our cricket team ?
Posted in Why still I love our cric on 03/24/2007 04:10 pm by aravind das
1.They have saved our physics(time,energy,space)
2.They have created space for minor teams to go to super-8 stage(they are so considerate)
3.Atleast they have won one match &have made proud by making a world record.(never underestimate Bermuda,for them our head is high today)
4.Now we can save so much power(as nobody will watch matches keenly)
5.Advertisers will have to eat dust, we can now see prog without our cricket heroe's photos appearing at regular intervals.(sachin,sehwag,dravid listing !) 
6.Late night party ,liquor consumptions,cigarate smoking will come down.(poor hoteliers)
7.Now our team has proved that they were not world cup favourite ,but were only ADVERTISEMENT favourite team.(I can do modeling now)
8.All ladies can happily watch their soap opera & children can watch their fav cartoon channels without any intruption by papas, brothers & husbands.(in pak also)
9.Rate of tv will come down.(u can buy now)
10.Tickets to WI & tickets for diff world cup matches will be available at throw away price.(any takers ?)
11.Other sports personality will get chance for advertasiment.(see how democratic our players)
12.No more prizes & pujas for our teams .(ohh god)
13.Now tv channels need not arrange fortune tellers for our match results.(so sad)
14.Mandira Bedi's blouse may go up(so silly)
15.Our team has shown that they are not greedy.(we have alredy won a cup 1983)
16.No more gossip at public places & offices regarding cricket (more work !husss..)
17.Betting will come down.(congrats my team)
18.Retired players will come out from grave to criticize BCCI & players (as if they have won several cups)
19.Now we can focus more on Wolmer murder story & criticize PAK players.(scapegoat ?)
20.Last but not the least,now we will think to have"FOREIGN PLAYERS' rather than "FOREIGN COACH ONLY"! {don't be surprised )
Instead of 'HU, HA INDIA' .. others are telling "THU, THA. INDIA".
BUT STILL I LOVE MY CRICKET TEAM.(sometime I lie)
What u say friends ?)